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Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:27 pm

One of my all-time favourites is from "Willie Wonka: And the Chocolate Factory

Willie Wonka: " If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."

Just brilliant. What's yours?

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:29 pm

Theres a problem in the cockpit
The cockpit? What is it?
Its the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but thats not important right now!
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:31 pm

"Yippee Kai-yah mutha f**ka"
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:46 pm


From Snatch:

Bullet-tooth Tony:
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:49 pm

Damnit KROC, what am I gonna say now then?  Smile

How about "Goodie gumdrops" from Snatch?

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Tue Apr 01, 2003 11:58 pm

From Back To The Future 1:

Marty: "Holy shit, let's see if you bastards can do 90"!!


From Apollo 13:
Jim Lovell(Tom Hanks): "Ahh Houston we have a problem"

From The Fast and the Furious: "It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning".
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:01 am

Top Gun

squadron boss to tom cruise "if you screw this up you will be flying cargo planes full of rubber dog **** out of hong kong"
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:19 am

Pulp Fiction...in the cellar, Marcellus and the two sodomites, enter Bruce Willis, kicks both asses around a little bit and asks M., still bound bent-over on that rack: hey, are you ok?
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:33 am

Son: "Dad guy’s selling a pair of jousting sticks"

Dad: "Jousting sticks, what does he want for them?"

Son: "Make us an offer"

Wife: "Dal what daya want with jousting sticks?"

Dad: "Oh I don’t know but they wouldn’t come up all that often"

Wife: "I know but what would anyone want with jousting sticks"

Dad: "Well if you could get them for half price it’s a bargain"

Son: "Give him a call?"

Dad: "Yeah"

....

Son: "Dad, four fifty"

Dad: "Jousting sticks. Tell him he’s dreaming."

Other son: "How much is a jousting stick worth dad?"

Dad: "Couldn’t be more than two fifty. Depends on the condition."


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Farouk: "A man he came to my house and he say stop with the court business. If we no stop he got friend who come and get me. And I say, you have friend, I have friend, my friend come to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky."

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Magistrate: "What section of the constitution has been breached?"

Darryl: "Section? What section? There is no one section. It’s just the vibe of the thing."

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Classical stuff  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:33 am

From Pulp Fiction:

Jules: "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France"?

Guy in the apartment: "No".

Jules: "Tell him, Vincent".

Vincent: "Royal with Cheese".

Jules: "Royal with Cheese, you know why they call it that"?

Guy in the apartment: "Because of the metric system"?

Jules: "Check out the big brain on Brett. You'a smart motherfu**er, that's right. The metric system".


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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:46 am

"You expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

Daniel Smile
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:01 am

Would you like some cream ?
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:06 am

From the Simpsons episode with Scorpio 707cmf?

And if that's right I'll go bang my head on the wall.

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:09 am

From Airplane:

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?

Joey: Wait a minute! I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't!! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lenier up and down the court for 48 minutes. Big grin  Smile Big grin  Smile Big grin  Smile Big grin  Smile

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:14 am

From 'O Brother Where art thou?'

George Clooney - "Well I wanna go THIS way"

John Turturro - "Yeah, well I'm-a goin THAT way"

George Clooney (to Tim Blake Nelson) - "Well, tha choice is yours. You decide. Which way we gonna go?"

Tim Blake Nelson - "I'm with you fellas"
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:30 am

Yeah, that's a good one Ryan. Big grin

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:32 am

An all too underappreciated line....

Jeanine Garofolo (who I really don;t care for), says ...

"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that IS my legacy."

How wonderfully biting!
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The Birdcage is full of good ones like...
Nathan Lane: "I know nothing, b/c I'm not a woman."
Robin Williams: "You're not a woman."
nathan Lane"Oh, you Bastard!"
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Oh, man, there are too many in my soundbase and I just can't post them all!

Lots of good Christopher Walken, Dave Chapelle and Deniro lines.
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 1:55 am

ST IV

Blonde biologist "You're from Outer Space right?"

JT Kirk "No I'm from Iowa, I only work in Outer Space"

Classic

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:35 am


D.C. Cab
"Why are women so angry? They have half the money & all of the p***y.

Jaws
"I think we are going to need a bigger boat."

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:38 am

SGT. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket:

"I bet your the kind of guy that would f**k a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around"
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:01 am

"Into the mud, Scum Queen!!" -The Man With Two Brains
"Isn't fun the best thing to have?" -Arthur
"Where's the rest of this moose?" -Arthur
"Usually, one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature" -Arthur
(I could continue with the "Arthur" lines forever, but I better not.)
"(from letter home) I'll be able to send home more money soon because my friend told me she was gonna give me a blow job" -The Jerk
"God, I HATE that Bob Barker" -Happy Gilmore
"I know it was you, Fredo." -Godfather II
"Say hello to my little friend!" -Scarface
"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guily. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What-- I'LL GO. Shit." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:33 am

"Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

- Det. "Dirty" Harry Callahan
"Sudden Impact"


Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither

Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy!

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"


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- G.W. McLintock
"McLintock!"

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RE: Mirrodie

Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:46 am

I totally agree with you about the Birdcage having several great lines. However, in the passage you quoted, I think it was more like:

Nathan Lane: "You think I know nothing, b/c I'm a woman."
Robin Williams: "You're not a woman."
Nathan Lane: "Oh, you Bastard!"

I also love all of Hank Azaria's lines with his ridiculous Spanish accent...

Azaria: "When jew gonna let me be in you show?"
Williams: "When you get some talent."
Azaria: "You're afraid of my gWHA-te-MAH-le-ness"
Williams: "Your what?"
Azaria: "Jew know, my gWHA-te-MAH-le-ness, my natural heat"
Williams: " Yeah sure Oh yeah, that's it, I'm afraid of your heat  Insane"

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:53 am

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country! -George C. Scott in Patton

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue -Airplane

You keep leaning on that shovel Jack you're going to freeze solid like Lot's wife. We want to move this airplane before it becomes obsolete. Now why do you guys keep heading to this bus, looks like you got a broad stashed in there. Out, everybody out! -Joe Patroni Airport

You have a young navigator here! Well, I'll tell you son... Due to a Cecil wind, Dystor has vectored us into a 360-tossen of slor traffic. Now we'll maintain this Borden hold until we get the Forta Magnus clearance from Melnix. -Capt. Demerest (Dean Martain) Airport

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 5:58 am

Ohhh!! Great topic, I have so many favorites. Where do I start? I'll be posting more than once here  Laugh out loud

"And now Lonestar, you see that evil always triumphs, because good is dumb." - Spaceballs

"Benjamin Franklin didn't invent electricity, I invented electricity! Benjamin Franklin's the devil!!!" - The Waterboy

"Oh king eh, very nice. And how'd you get that eh? By exploiting the workers, by hanging to outdated imperialist dogma, which perpetuates the economoic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress..." - Holy Grail

"You can milk just about anything with nipples."
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" - Meet The Parents

"I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" - Blues Brothers

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:03 am

The best line in a movie was from Martin Mull in "Serial":

Aren't these exciting times we live in...gas is over a buck a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole.
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 6:30 am

"Kingpin" with Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid (directed by the Farrelly Brothers)

(on an Amish farm)

Woody: "Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew!"

(drinks from the bucket)

Amish farmer: "We don't have a cow...we have a bull."
"On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:03 am

"Shag now? or Shag Later?"
or

"Yeah Baby Yeah!"

Sir Austin Powers........
 
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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:20 am

I'd have to say:


"HoHoHo Stiffler Clause is here!! Now, just so there is no confusion, Santa Porn has brought us some heterosexual entertainment"

or

"One time, at Band Camp, I shoved a flute in my pu**y"

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RE: Best Movie Quotes?

Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:28 am

"If he dies, he dies"
"My prediction? Pain"
"Peter-Whats happening"
"MMM.yeah"
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