Recently at the Hotel Sofitel…
I notice a guy sitting near me with a bowl shaped, (mushroom fungus shaped) type haircut. We strike up a conversation about business travel. We both decide on a martini.
to Bartender: I’d like a Martini, dirty, please. And one for him.
Bartender: Coming right up, sir.
We decide on two more rounds.
Bartender: Why do you keep buying this guy martinis?
: Because he is a fun guy.
"Wouldn't your boss like to fly home nonstop at 4:30 on a Friday afternoon?" -Airline Exec to Congressional Staffer