Just to start the topic.
I knew an Air Vice Marshall Bomball
I girl called candy for a boyfriends surname was Sugars, If tehy got married, she would have been known as Candy Sugars
there was a female with the surname Whore who couldn't wait to be married to get ride of her surnmae, so she married into the Surname Tart. She jokes about going from a Whore to a Tart
I know more but just can't remember so while I am thinking, tell us yours