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Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 9:58 pm

Hmmm.. this one is a true story.....

Mother in law, mother and daughter(15yrs) sit down to a seafood meal. Mother looks at daughters plate and says "daughter has crabs", to which mother in law responds "divorced father in law gave me crabs once (and we're not talking seafood here).

 Wow!

big of a conversation killer I understand....




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saintsman
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:18 pm

Q. what's the difference between crabs and lobsters?

A. Crabs walk sideways.

F**k me! I've got lobsters!
 
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:19 pm

On my "first date" just a few weeks ago while taking the lovely lady to dinner, I became suddenly ill with a stomach virus that was making the rounds of Ft. Lauderdale, and spent the entire meal evacuating my stomach's contents in the bathroom. Not quite as, um, interesting as that tale but it was indeed a conversation killer.
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:21 pm

was there a 2nd date?




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AC320
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:23 pm

There will be  Big thumbs up she took care of me till I was well enough to go home.

PS- she like planes. We have a keeper!!
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Wed Apr 09, 2003 10:32 pm

Hmm... That can't be! Are you sure "she" is not really, oh, I don't know, KROC in disguise Big grin  Nuts  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:40 am

Anyone seen the camply outrageous UK 'chat show' hosted by Graham Norton?
He starts with getting audience members to reveal sordid or disgusting secrets.
One guy had given his Mother crabs!
(He had them, rubbed his privates with a bathtowel, neglected to wash or burn it, Mother came along and used it).
 
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:58 am

I farted sometimes at the table, and my mom would say "what the hell is wrong with you?" And I would show my mom my food, and she would say "you act like an animal"
I know real mature, but I always give my mom a hard time.
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:49 am

We were all sitting in the cafeteria trying to choke down the food, and one guy starts telling stories about his summer job castrating sheep...tearing their genitalia off with pliers and such...that sure made me give up on the food altogether...
 
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:33 am

At work we take turns in going and buying donuts, the other day (it was the "girls" turn) and I was supposed to drive the preggers girlie to the shops. Unfortunately it was the same day I discovered that the kids hadn't bothered removing 2 kilos of raw chicken thighs from the boot 2 days before that.

Phewweeee

Obviously she couldn't get into the car without






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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:42 am

ADG-You said the chicken was in the "boot" whats the boot?
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:46 am

boot translates (i think) to *trunk*




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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:47 am

Thats what I figured. Yeah we call it a trunk.
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RE: Dinner Table Incidents

Thu Apr 10, 2003 5:52 am

My parents had some guests over for dinner one night. My dad was being a clown, and pretended to be serving the food like he was in the army, taking a spoonful of mashed potatoes, and slopping it down on the plate real fast. Well he goes around to this other guy's plate, scoops up some mashed potatoes, slops it down....and completely missed the plate!! The guy now had mashed potatoes in his lap!

Now these two were good friends, so they were laughing it up, but my mom certainly wasn't happy about that  Laugh out loud
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