Let us take our minds off our daily crap...how many "what if's" can you think of that would be whatever you want?
* What if nicotine was in fruits and vegetables?
* What if the tabacco industry sold insurance?
* What if I changed my user name to "Shmirska-Huven"?
* What if the speed of light was worth walking?
* What if associated natural disasters with celebacy?
* What if I am simply having an acute reaction to paperboard?
Etc, etc, come up with your own, let's see how far we can go with this. By all means, be at random.