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A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:11 am

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and screamed out, "Are my TEST
RESULTS BACK!??"

 
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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:13 am

Damn, that's funny...........................
 
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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:06 am

Ummmm, yeah I don't get it.

Either it was so dumb that it wasn't funny, or I just didn't understand it.

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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:53 am

I can't see the whole family enjoying this. Perhaps only 12yo's. I wonder why this joke warranted its own thread?

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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:24 am

Hehe, not bad. You on a streak now that you hooked an audience with that canadian joke?
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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:11 am

OK explain something to me....was the patient an "African American" gentleman?
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RE: A Joke The Whole Family Can Enjoy!

Wed Apr 16, 2003 10:56 pm

"I can't see the whole family enjoying this. Perhaps only 12yo's. I wonder why this joke warranted its own thread?"

Ohhhhh. Well, I guess I've been told! LOL

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