This reminds me of one of my hags a while ago. She is not really openminded (so-to-speak) but will accept people for who they are; not what they are. She used to feel left out when there would be a group of us and we would be talking about rimming, different positions, etc. Everyone else, including the gals, would know what we were talking about, except for her. You could tell that she was somewhat repulsed by the talk.
She came to me one day and asked if I could lend her one of my vids. So out came the Bel Ami (only the best here!), a bottle of wine and I and a few others shot around her place to settle down to for the evening to bit of back door action.
We started to watch. Of course I was totally turned on by the Bel Ami boys (who wouldn't be right?). We are sitting around get maggot and making jokes and stuff and the hag is asking questions like "Does it really hurt", and "Can you really get that all the way up there?". The usual stuff inquisitive minds would be asking.
It comes to the end of the first "scene" and she makes the comment "That is disgusting. You guys are perverted. Yadda yadda yadda.". We go to turn it off (not wanting to "make her sick" any more than she was), when she pipes up "What are you doing? Let's watch another one." I nearly fell off the chair.
I never did get that tape back ya know. I had to wait a month for it
Now what I won't be telling you about, is a few years ago when my old man somehow managed to find one of the vids (I think I left it in the VCR). I go to find it one lonesome night and it was nowhere to be found. The house was turned up side down. About 4 months later. I found it. Hidden in his
stash of pornos. I didn't know what to do or say. I thought I would run around like a chook with it's head cut off, swearing and shit, and the folks would probably ask what was wrong. They did. I just said I was looking for a video which I needed to give back to someone and wouldn't stop until I found it. The next day, miraculously, it turned up back in my bottom drawer