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Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:55 pm

A chicken and an egg check into a hotel. After some time, the chicken gets on the bed and lights a cigarette. The egg says, "Well, guess that settles that."

God that was stupid, its 3 a.m., I couldn't help it  Big thumbs up
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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:57 pm

Did you just come from a rave Tsvika?

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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:01 pm

Yea dude...it was trippin!!

Actually, just came back from my friends room, we watched the Boondocks Saints...that movie was trippin!

I'm just in a good mood, haven't had a drop to drink either. That's not against the law is it? A man is entitled to be UP every so often. Just ask Shania Twain...yea....shania....pssshhhhttt
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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:16 pm

Oh god....that was horrible.

Simply horrible. Laugh out loud
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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:49 pm

I don't know which is worse: that joke or the fact that I laughed at it.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:57 pm

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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Fri Apr 18, 2003 11:23 pm

What to you call two fish bouncing a billfold back & forth to each other?

Carp-to-carp walleting Big grin

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RE: Chicken And The Egg

Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:32 pm

I don't know which is worse: that joke or the fact that I laughed at it.

My addled brain took a minute but I ditto that feeling  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

I love bad jokes.
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