Matt D
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Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 4:38 am

Feel free to add your own. What are some words or phrases you use to describe certain things or acts?

I'll give you a few examples:

GETTING DRUNK

sloshed
trashed
inebriated
tanked
buzzed
shit-faced
tipsy


GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Pinching a loaf
Taking a dump
Spending some quality time in my office
Seeing a man about a horse


A WOMANS BREASTS

Fun bags
Juggs
Milk wagons
Fluffy pillows
Hooters
Cha-cha's


HAVING $EX

Laid
Screwed
Boinked
Porked
Laying pipe
Putting the hot dog in the bun
Slipping the salami



You get the idea.






 
VonRichtofen
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:09 am

Male sex organ

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female sex organ

Pussy
Twat
{unt
Snatch
Poonani Pie
Moose lips


Another one for having sex is:

Parkin' the pink caddilac in the heated garage.


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777236ER
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:30 am

Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:



signed,
KROC

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ben
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:39 am

To pork a bird: Hot beef injection!

Concubines and Wenches: all the birds that hang around me  Laugh out loud

and some aviaiton-related ones...

Barrotrauma: Wanting a fart in a plane.

Barometric error: Setting the wrong QNH.....

CumuloGranitus: What you will see if you do a 'barometric error'.

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...and who knows what a 'bag of death' is?? Id love to know who gets that right..





 
aloges
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:16 am

"Male Sex Organ:

Dick
Schlong
Donger
Milkman
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Pink headed yogurt slinger

Female Sex Organ:



signed,
KROC"


You forgot this one:

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:33 am

The Sex Act:

DSC (Dynamic Stability Control)

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ILS
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delta-flyer
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:56 am

Getting pregnant:

Stuffed

Pete  Smile
"In God we trust, everyone else bring data"
 
L-188
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 9:51 pm

MattD you forgot about humping.


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KROC
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Mon Apr 21, 2003 10:28 pm

GOING TO THE BATHROOM

Taking a growler
Growing a tail
Shaking hands with the weasel

Oh, and 777236ER, you should be very proficient on this topic, because face it, they don't call you the scat man because you like the music.....
 
Stretch 8
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RE: Descriptive Terminology For Various Things

Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:15 am

My favorite, pertaining to wanking:

"Shaking hands with the unemployed."
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