saintsman
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Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:23 am

An American is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

French man: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

French: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a
smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to the states."

The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to France.
 
NWA
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:25 am

lol. Thats pretty good.
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fritzi
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:23 am

ROTFLMAO

Guess what I was doing while I was reading this?
I was chewing gum but thank god that it isnt French because then I would be throwing up right now.  Laugh out loud
 
Turbolet
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:26 am

Gee... all the condoms that pass through my mouth per day...
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:27 am

Kind of makes you wonder!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Laugh out loud
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gocaps16
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:53 am

Strawberry flavored condoms....yummmmy.

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gotAirbus
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:23 pm

Don't speak so soon!! One freshens my breath like Trident.

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docpepz
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RE: Chewing Gum

Thu Apr 24, 2003 11:24 pm

Erm, what the hell is chewing gum? Could someone please enlighten me??
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saintsman
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RE: Chewing Gum

Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:41 am

Of course, its banned in Singapore isn't it. Strange rule.

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gr325
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RE: Chewing Gum

Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:53 am

Hubba Bubba condoms Big grin
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