Recently I reached a milestone, a defining point, a watershed event in the onward growth of myself as a man.
Did I get married? No.
Did I graduate from university? No.
Did I lose my virginity? No. (Not last week anyway)
No, I reached that day that every father dreams of from the moment his son is born: I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO
USE THE LAWN MOWER!
Woohoo! I felt like dancing through the streets. Oh happy day! Hang in there, guys, your day will come. I'm off to crack a beer in celebration.