"Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ
, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.
Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they have no "found" department?"
Well, that's what I got, really. Serious. Honest. Truly. For real.
I'm sad and will spend the next 8 hours crying in my pretzels.
The day you stop learning is the day you should die.