MxCtrlr
Topic Author
Posts: 2312
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2001 11:22 am

Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:23 pm

Since the flaming in the postings here lately have gotten a little tired ("liberal", "left-winger", "right-winger", etc), I have decided to post the following link to a Random Insult Generator to add some thoughtful dialoge to otherwise ordinary posts. Enjoy and let the flaming begin! Ladies and Gentlemen (sometimes, one and the same), start your generators!  Yeah sure

http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
 
heavymetal
Posts: 4449
Joined: Fri May 08, 2015 3:37 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:31 pm

I am a " dreadfully dissolute reprobate and a nefarious, foul-smelling arbitrary dereliction of genetics."

-Heavymetal



It says I'm a Nazi.

-MX Heavymetal  Insane
 
MxCtrlr
Topic Author
Posts: 2312
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2001 11:22 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:34 pm

I am a " dreadfully dissolute reprobate and a nefarious, foul-smelling arbitrary dereliction of genetics."

-Heavymetal


Over 4,000 posts later, he FINALLY admits it! There IS hope!  Laugh out loud

MxCtrlr (the real and only one)  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
 
heavymetal
Posts: 4449
Joined: Fri May 08, 2015 3:37 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:38 pm

Don't mess with me, Mx. I just watched Red Dragon. In a Lecter kinda mood.  Acting devilish
 
Ilyushin96M
Posts: 2506
Joined: Sat Sep 04, 1999 3:15 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:51 pm

LOL! My last name, translated to Arabic, means: "Poisonous spawn of a thousand syphilitic Infidels."

VERY funny site! Big grin
 
MxCtrlr
Topic Author
Posts: 2312
Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2001 11:22 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:51 pm

Don't you just *love* the scene where he feeds Ray Liotta a piece of his own brain "lightly sauted"? Ewwwwwww! That one scene gave me the creeps!

MxCtrlr  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
Freight Dogs Anonymous - O.O.T.S.K.  Smokin cool
DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
 
L-188
Posts: 29881
Joined: Wed Jul 07, 1999 11:27 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 12:58 pm

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget, in which case, you can come out of the cupboard! Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a neo-Nazi, fundamentalist militant Republican-voting mega-asshole scumbag. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, uber-incompetent fuckwit. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "Fuck off." May you live a long life and be the butt of many jokes to come.

Man it is so real, I didn't realize there was a Roy simulator on the net.
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
aa61hvy
Posts: 13021
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 1999 9:21 am

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 1:00 pm

"What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's ass. Tall people are crap in bed. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that jacket you're wearing. It's obvious you shop at only the finest garage sales. People like you are the reason cults exist. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, go and take a fatal overdose of your medication. "
----
I am going to cry now.
Go big or go home
 
747buff
Posts: 678
Joined: Thu Jan 11, 2001 3:05 pm

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 1:02 pm

I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling f*ck. Do you get a clearer idea of how pathetic you are, you minimum wage earning human equivalent of a bidet? I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are.  Laugh out loud
At Eastern, we earn our wings every day!
 
IMissPiedmont
Posts: 6200
Joined: Wed May 23, 2001 12:58 pm

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 1:21 pm

"Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. No, come to think of it, you would.

Finally, why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they have no "found" department?"

Well, that's what I got, really. Serious. Honest. Truly. For real.

I'm sad and will spend the next 8 hours crying in my pretzels.
The day you stop learning is the day you should die.
 
mas a330
Posts: 1476
Joined: Tue Mar 21, 2000 11:12 pm

RE: Random Insult Generator

Sat May 10, 2003 2:38 pm

You're the saddest, piss-poor excuse for a man I've ever seen, you chromosome-deficient, uber-impotent, rat-faced tard-popsicle. I'm not surprised you're single, you pimple-faced perpetual wedgie victim. If you're average looking, I'm Brad Pitt. Your face should be sued for attempting to impersonate a human, you freakish gargoyle. You're the typical left-wing, know-nothing, good-for-nothing, bleeding heart bungling bum who thinks the world owes you a living. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? You're so short, you'd have to get a running start to get up on a toilet. You could sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle your feet. You scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled balloon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: jump into a raging forest fire.

Who is online

Popular Searches On Airliners.net

Top Photos of Last:   24 Hours  •  48 Hours  •  7 Days  •  30 Days  •  180 Days  •  365 Days  •  All Time

Military Aircraft Every type from fighters to helicopters from air forces around the globe

Classic Airliners Props and jets from the good old days

Flight Decks Views from inside the cockpit

Aircraft Cabins Passenger cabin shots showing seat arrangements as well as cargo aircraft interior

Cargo Aircraft Pictures of great freighter aircraft

Government Aircraft Aircraft flying government officials

Helicopters Our large helicopter section. Both military and civil versions

Blimps / Airships Everything from the Goodyear blimp to the Zeppelin

Night Photos Beautiful shots taken while the sun is below the horizon

Accidents Accident, incident and crash related photos

Air to Air Photos taken by airborne photographers of airborne aircraft

Special Paint Schemes Aircraft painted in beautiful and original liveries

Airport Overviews Airport overviews from the air or ground

Tails and Winglets Tail and Winglet closeups with beautiful airline logos