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Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 12:57 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html


Those qualified can submit their applications to the Multnomah County Department of Human Services. Apparently it is law that the have to provide services in all the languages that their patients speak and some of their mental patients would refuse to speak anything but Klingon.

The County serves about 60,000 patients a year.
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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 1:00 pm

Ok, the world can end. I think I've heard it all now.  Laugh out loud

Should we hire someone who can speak Vulcan, too, just to be safe?

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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 1:04 pm

I wonder if we can blame this on socialized medicine.

It did happen in Oregon after all.


I wonder how they are set for Romulan speakers.
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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 1:06 pm

Vulcan doesn't sound as cool as Klingon does.
 
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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 2:24 pm

Beam Me Up!

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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Sun May 11, 2003 7:48 pm

Oh, geez..... For once I am glad I live in Washington.......

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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Mon May 12, 2003 2:15 am

Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Here!  Nuts

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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Mon May 12, 2003 2:46 am

This is about a stupid as the Klingon Summer Camps. I nearly wet myself when I saw the article in today's AJC, they put a picture of some loser dressed like a Klingon with it, and I lost it!
 
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RE: Oregon Hospital Needs Klingon Interpreter

Mon May 12, 2003 3:16 am

Well, here's the official Klingon website for the earth: http://www.klingon.org
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