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Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Sun May 11, 2003 4:46 pm

This was the cover shot for last weeks Homer News.

Please everybody take a moment and come up with a funny caption for it.
I'll explain what is special about this photo later Big grin



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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Sun May 11, 2003 6:29 pm

Well since nobody is biting, that is my brother in the photo. I need the comments to harrass him, since he is running away from the fire in that photo.

Here are a couple I came up with.


Hot! Hot Hot!
Fire...They never tried to teach us about fire at the academy
&%#* This
A South Pacific Firewalking tour requires practice beforehand.
Screw it, let it burn
Run Away!! Run Away!!
And this is why my brother didn't get the lead in Backdraft
Budget problems plagged the movie, "The towering Inferno" from the begining.
Grass Burns?
Alec Balwin, he ain't.
Marshmellows are done
Disaster strikes firemans BBQ


Common guys, I need to one liners to harrass him with.


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Sun May 11, 2003 6:46 pm

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A TRAINING RUN!!!!

 
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Sun May 11, 2003 6:49 pm

Thats it, I'm never lighting a fart again

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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Sun May 11, 2003 7:18 pm

And so Casting for the remake of "The towering Inferno" begins.
Mommmieee!!!


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Swearing you will never again light a fart on fire........Priceless.
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Sun May 11, 2003 7:26 pm

This is what happens when Jehova Witnesses knock on the dragons cave at 8Am on a sunday morning....

Not funny, but I like dragons.  Insane

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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Sun May 11, 2003 8:45 pm

TRY YOUR DICTIONARY!

Not quite burning the midnight oil.
I have the burning fever this ain't going good.
Badly trained fire fighters are a burning issue these days.
He worked too hard, he has a "burn-out". (that's the proper term, right?)
Under fire...
...give me covering fire!
He's playing with fire.
Keep the home fires burning.
After this display he should get fired!
Fire away!
Looking for the fire escape?


This picture did fire/spark my imagination. (with some help from a dictinary, but so what!)


And while I am at it:
Homer News: DUH
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 12:04 am

I FORGOT! SATAN'S DOWN THAT HOLE!

THOSE DAMN GAS BUGS!

SID'S METEORITE WATCHING DAYS CAME TO AN END QUICKLY AS HE REALIZED HE WAS PRESSING HIS LUCK.

THE ONLY WAY TO CHAR-BROIL HALLIBUT.

BLACK GOLD! TEXAS TEA! ....dude, put out that Marlbor.......(boom)

MIKE STUMBLED UPON THE RARE, ENDANGERED ALASKAN BUDDHIST MONK A MINUTE TOO LATE.

WOW! JUST LIKE THE FINAL SCENE IN 'JEDI'!

and finally!

RESIDENTS SCATTER AS ONE FIFTH OF HOMER ALASKA GOES UP IN FLAMES

 
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 1:10 am

Thom@s,

This is what happens when Jehova Witnesses knock on the dragons cave at 8Am on a sunday morning....

Not funny,...


I thought this was probably the funniest caption so far! Good one!

My entries are:

1. (Clicking the red on his fire boots together and chanting) There's no place like home, there's NO place like home!!!!

2. Awwww Shit!

3. I moved to Alaska from Florida for this shit?

4. I'm getting too old for this shhhhhhhiiiiiiitttttt!!!!!

5. Hey, Lu-u-ucy! You got some splaining to do-o-o!

6. Bob runs from the house screaming once he realized that Mary made chili tonight with TWO TEASPOONS of Dave's Insanity Limited Edition Sauce!!  Big thumbs up

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DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
 
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 1:59 am

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Mon May 12, 2003 2:38 am

Damn Magic Girl Scout Water!!!!!!
 
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 11:41 am

I knew I should have become an accountant"
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 11:52 am

"I ran in to save a cat but all I found was my brother....."

"I tied my brother up to a chair before I lit the place up....let's see the little bugger get out of that one"

"Good thing I wore my brother's brown pants."

"Damn useless L-188 tankers...."

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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 1:18 pm

That fire is Anti-Semetic!

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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 2:10 pm

5. Hey, Lu-u-ucy! You got some splaining to do-o-o!

My favorite so far  Big thumbs up
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 2:34 pm

Smokey please don't hurt me (Smokey the bear reference)
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 3:03 pm

The flames looked at (L-188's brother), (L-188's brother) looked at the flames, and somewhere off in the distance a dog barked....
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Mon May 12, 2003 4:35 pm

"I should not have let my wife do the barbecueing"  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Roast This Photo....funny Captions Please.

Fri May 16, 2003 1:50 pm

Hey guys thanks.

My brother got a kick out of the "Satan down the hole" one.

Now I need to print up this sheet with the photo and the comments and post it on the bulletin board down at the fire station.
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