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Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 12:14 am

About a month ago, someone posted a "Fun at Wal Mart" thread detailing all the funny stuff you could do for a laugh inside one of "America's Superstores!"

There were some great ideas......a few of which I passed on to one of the morning shows I deal with  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

One of our "interns" took one of the ideas......"Go into Wal Mart and quit"...and made it reality. It was hilarious. He went in with smock, nametag, the works....and ended up telling everyone this was his last day. The whole place...from manager on down....wished him well (on the hidden audio, the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"). Anyway, here's some pictures of Todd with his 'co-workers' shortly before he left the Wal-Mart family. To go work at Target!

http://www.wild955.com/jacor-common/globalphotos.html?eventID=16069&eventsection=KVpics
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 12:17 am

I've always endorsed following someone around the store, and then when they aren't looking, put extra things in their carts...then get behind them at the checkout line. They'll scratch their heads wondering where it came from. And as often as not, they'll pay for it anyway!
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 1:22 am

I loved the Mullet hunting idea...anyone here ever done it???


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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 2:18 am

I hope none of you guys fear getting punched in the face. That's what you risk here with these childish pranks. How old are you people anyway??
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 2:39 am

One of our "interns" took one of the ideas......"Go into Wal Mart and quit"...and made it reality. It was hilarious. He went in with smock, nametag, the works....and ended up telling everyone this was his last day. The whole place...from manager on down....wished him well (on the hidden audio, the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"). Anyway, here's some pictures of Todd with his 'co-workers' shortly before he left the Wal-Mart family. To go work at Target!

ROFLMAO!!! That is seriously funny!
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 3:21 am

"the manager kept saying "Why have I never met you?"

ROFL Big grin
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 3:29 am

I hope none of you guys fear getting punched in the face.

Contrary to what you may have heard from Don Rumsfled, mindless violence is usually not the first choice of most Americans when confronted with a falsehood.

That's what you risk here with these childish pranks. How old are you people anyway??

Obviously we haven't reached the age where a good chuckle is no longer required. Like some people.

Aviation Master, I wish I had a way to post the audio of the stunt. It's funny!
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 4:49 am

Heavymetal,

Does everything from Wal*Mart to what kind of underwear you wear an excuse to bash the Bush administration??

Grow up.
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 4:54 am

Not that it has anything to do with the thread topic.....but.....

If you are the typical fan of the Bush Administration, that's all the excuse I need smart ass.

And why don't you exit puberty and let your nuts drop before you ring off on who should 'grow up'.
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 4:57 am

You should grow up.

You never seem to get past politics, ever. You call me a idiot when you still cant accept election results. For crying out loud, every post Ive seen you make has something to do with why the President is so bad.

Show your true intelligence by rattling off petty insults at me, nice touch.



For Your information, I supported Jennifer Granholm (D) in my state gubernatorial race.
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 5:04 am

Look, I don't care if you supported Rueben in the last Idol poll, or Jerry the Indonesian stink Badger in the mayor's race.....

Don't go tossing around "grow up"'s around without expecting a retaliatory strike of good ol' fashioned smart assism. Take a pot shot. Get a pot shot. That's how it works.

If you're so gawddamned angry about why I don't like the President, start a thread about why he's just so gosh darn cool to you.
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 5:05 am

Never said I like the president, never said I didnt.. He hasnt done anything thats too terribly impressed me, and he hasnt done anything thats offended me. I dont talk about it nonstop though.


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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 7:05 am

I may have to try one of these pranks. We are getting a new Super Walmart in my area in July. Its going to be huge!! The new Home Depot right next to it opened up today. Both enormous stores.

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 7:10 am

Yeay!! Another mindless political argument! *pulls up a chair*

Matt D,

I gotta try that out sometime, it sounds amusing  Laugh out loud
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 7:32 am

heavymetal, - I love your comments! I am also a hater of the Bu$h admin.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand - The wal-mart thing is great!, I got kicked out of the eletronics department just last week for having fun with their music sampling thing!

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 8:06 am

Sorry to break up the fun but...I'll tryto get back to the thread topic..

Figure out how to use the intercom and do your best Tom Jones impersonation, heck some of the locals "ladies" might start tossing the keys to their mobile home at you.

Go to the display of vacumm cleaners and take one down and procede to try to clean the womens rest room (Loo, washroom or any other area where a bog roll is kept)

This one only works if you are ILS...
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 10:03 am

You call me a idiot when you still cant accept election results.
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2000 Oficial Presidential General Elections Results

Bush
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47.87%

Gore
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Winner......Bush

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 10:21 am

Winner......Bush

Did I miss something here?


Yes - the electoral college which elects our president. GW won this through Florida (fairly or unfairly as you may see it)
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 11:55 am

Call the Wal-Mart in Carthage, TN and ask if door greeter Al Gore can come to the phone.
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 2:24 pm

Also, who cares if he won (be it he cheated or not) We still have a right to critize and hate him.

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 7:59 pm

Bush
50,456,002 votes
47.87%

Gore
50,999,897 vote
48.38%


Does that mean there is just over 100 million americans who are 18+ years old.
Out of the 250 million Americans, you'd think there'd be more adults than kids, wouldnt you :?

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 8:27 pm

What does Bush have to do with Wal Mart?  Innocent
 
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Fri May 16, 2003 9:24 pm

Bartinman-

You are assuming everyone voted. Only about half of the people of voting age voted for that election. Also there are some people who legally can't vote anymore like if they have committed a felony crime.

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Sat May 17, 2003 2:46 pm

Other than questioning whether Bush shops at Wal-Mart, talking about him makes no sense. Can't you people go for one thread without bringing up that crap?

Anyways...on to the original topic at hand...

instead of mullet hunting, if you have taken anti-nasuea drungs ahead of time, you can count plumber's crack (also works at Home Depot!).

tell them you saw a IROC/Camaro/Firebird/beater with a confederate flag sticker in the parking lot with it's headlights on, watch how many go running.

actually shop there, it's pretty funny to see the cheap crap they carry!

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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Sat May 17, 2003 2:57 pm

It's already been suggested by multiple comedians, but...

Go into Wal Mart and ask if they sell guns. Then ask if they sell ammunition. Top it all off by asking if they also sell ski masks.
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RE: Fun At Wal-Mart-Pt II

Sat May 17, 2003 3:30 pm

Actually I don't need to do that with the local ones EA CO AS. They are usually in adjacent aisles at the ones here in AK.
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