What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48?
The answer is:
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
Do you know how to say blond in German?
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I believe they're calling it the Cher.
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