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-Ben, you go boy! (BTW, email me when you get the video)
, true story which, at the end, ties into tbar's post. (BTW, great post!) I graduated college in '97. In spring of that year, I met a girl whose name sounds like "Malice"
Nice blonde with hazel eyes. We worked together and lived in the same town. She liked me but I was involved with someone at the time. Don't ask why but she just wasn't sparking my interest. But we became great friends.
Once day, my buddy, whose name sounds like "Cryin'", came up visiting from college. He was engaged, but I invited him and Malice out to hang with me and my girl at the time. At the end of the night, he took her home for me (she was a total stranger to him and just met him that night).
A few weeks later, my girl and I break up, so I decided to take the summer off from relationships and have fun. So Malice and I hung out ALL
summer, going to bars, hooking up with other people. Then we'd leave the bars together and MALICE and I would then hook up together.
So it was workin out great, Malice and I were friends that hooked up and really pleasured each other up, (she loved servicing the engine under my hood )
, yet were free to hang with whoever else.
Meanwhile, Cryin would call me from his schoool/intern program down south and just catch up. His wedding plans were going well and he said life was good. When he asked me what was up, I was telling him how cool it was that Malice and I were just sex friends.
Well, the end of the summer comes. Cryan, Malice and I go out and all of a sudden divulge to me that the FIRST NIGHT they met, when he brought her home, they had sex.
I honestly didn;t care but told Cryan that he better get his shit together b/c he was gonna be married in less than 4 months! He had to make up his mind!
few months later-Cryan breaks up with his fiancee ONE MONTH prior to the wedding.
He then calls me to tell this this. I tell him to be careful not to run into another relationship with Alice OR
ANYONE ELSE right now.
He then says, and I QUOTE, "Mirrodie, don't worry. Any chick whose had her mouth on your D**Kis not one that I'm gonna marry."
FAST FORWARD TO
They are getting married this fall. LOL AND, big surprise, but they didn't invite me to be in the bridal party. Yep, I'm the guy that introduced them and was great friends with both of them.
Does it bother me? Just a little. But I may ditch their wedding and attend the EWR
airliners show instead!
So, to concolude, yeah, I did have a few F*** Friends. In this case though, the girl in the other party couldn't handle the aftermath. She got with my old buddy and as they grew closer, they grew further from me.
I guess I was good competition?
tbar, if you can handle it, just be safe. I am enamored with the wonderful lady I am with so those days are just a funny memory.
So now, if I yearn those days, I live vicariously through BEN
[Edited 2003-06-07 02:36:19]
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