Oh, but guys! The war wasn't JUST about WMD's, was it? It freed the Iraqi people! It got rid of Saddam! It finished the work Daddy didn't finish in 1991. It got my popularity sky-high! It allowed me to land on an aircraft carrier so I could use the video in my re-election campaign! It let me bring in all these right-wing extremists to control foreign policy! It let me link Iraq to Al Qaeda, and further frighten the American people into subserviance, and let me do whatever I wanted to in the name of "National Security"!
President George W. Bush
(dripping with sarcasm)