yak42
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Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 4:51 am

Before a pal at school filled me in on the facts of life (i just couldnt believe it) i thought the penis was just a hose/tap for pissing and couldnt understand why girls didnt have the more convenient facility on their bodies. I also thought that in reproduction the child was concieved by the mans "seed" crawling out of his mouth and into hers as they slept in the same bed. What did you think before the facts of life and how did you find out?
 
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:27 am

You were not a very bright child, were you?
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yak42
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 5:40 am

c'mon! I was only a little boy, was I suposed to know it all from the start? You must of had some weird ideas before you were enlightened!
 
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 6:59 am

I'd have to say, at least as far back as I can remember, I always knew. It's not that diffucult to put two and two together now is it?  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:00 am

JCS17 tought me.......first hand.

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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:16 pm

Ehh?? You mean there's not really a stork??  Crying
 
Matt D
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 12:19 pm

So that's why the girls won't eat watermelon seeds.....
 
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:39 pm

And this is why generally kids that grow up on farms are quite a bit more brighter then their city counterparts.

That and the car exhaust in the city.


You can pick up so much by watching a couple o mules out in the pasture.
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:43 pm

And to think that those of us over the age of 40 are considered "unenlightened." I can remember asking ny mother, at the age of 5, how babies were made. And she told me. I caught a bit of hell in first grade when I pointed out that women could not have babies without men not knowing how true the point was. And this was 1963.

For doubters, are there any?, Women are born with every egg they will ever have but men produce sperm daily. Freezing sperm is a noble concept I guess But I'll be slopped and trussed before I'd trust 15 year old frozen anything.
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:50 pm

I had a pretty good idea before I was sat down and watched the PBS "How babies are made" special. The killer for me was the part about penetration... of course after the fact it makes perfect sense.

L-188... if you spent your childhood watching mules do it, then you would really be messed up. Mules are asexual.
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LY744
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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 7:58 pm

Mules are not asexual (i.e. a mule could reproduce completely on its own), they are sterile, meaning they cannot reproduce at all. I don't think there are any asexual mammals.

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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:03 pm

But if you keep looking at mules or horses you'll get a minority complex as large as the Empire State Building by the time you find out the real meaning of that thing down there!!!


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RE: Before The Facts Of Life

Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:45 pm

Too cute. Mules are not asexual, they are non sexual. They have no care about getting a bit of, shall I say it, ass. Just a bit like my bitch (female dog to those who are confused) who will chew on any male that tries to mount her.
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