A homosexual couple decide that they want to have a child to complete their family. They choose a surrogate mother and have a nice close relationship throughout the pregnancy.
When the baby is born, they go to the maternity hospital to see the baby for the first time. They go into the ward and there is a line of 10 babies in their cots and all of them are crying except one. "Oh that must be ours" they coo and sure enough the nurse confirms that it is theirs. "It must be a result of our caring, loving relationship that the baby is so quiet and peaceful" they tell the nurse. "Oh I don't know", she replied " You aught to see how loud it is when I pull the dummy out of it's arse".