bigphilnyc
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Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:18 pm

Link to first one: http://airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/402007/

Ok, first, let me say that I think it's funny when people say an age that they lost their virginity, and then add "and proud of it". I think this is a bad sign of fighting insecurity about that.

Shawn Patrick said that some peopel still hold to strong religious beliefs abotu sex before marriage. Valid point, Shawn, but I dont want to marry anyone like that anyway.

I lost my virginity in my last week of being 17, after dated my first serious girlfriend for exactly on month. She was home sick from school and I cut and went to her place and we did it o her brtoher's bed. It lasted about 3 minutes.

Since then, I've become quite the puss-hound. lol

"'When was the time you first had sex with more than one person at the same time?'"

Well, I think that borders with something a little too personal....yeah right. A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls. Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick. This stuff is VERY overrated.

Sex bores me now to an extent. I guess I just got most of it out of my system. One day, when Mirrodie grows up, he'll understand.  Big grin
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KROC
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 8:42 pm

A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls

You were with "like three girls". I mean damn, were you actually with 3 chicks, or just "like" 3 chicks?
 
bigphilnyc
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:23 pm

It was three girls. lol
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:29 pm

Sex bores me now to an extent. I guess I just got most of it out of my system.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:40 pm

Well, I think that borders with something a little too personal....yeah right. A while back before one of my birthdays, I went to a party and did it with like three girls. Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick. This stuff is VERY overrated.



If people are fighting insecurity when they counter with "and proud of it", you are in need of attention sayng the stuff you said above.
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:16 pm

One day, when Mirrodie grows up, he'll understand.
ROFLMAO! no comment.  Big thumbs up

You were with "like three girls". I mean damn, were you actually with 3 chicks, or just "like" 3 chicks? Kroc, he means, like one LARGE girl. For example, when I was with BigPhilNYC's sister, it was like having 3 chicks.

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:18 pm

lmfao Mirrodie what a comeback  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:33 pm

Yeah, Mirrodie, but I was with her first. LOL

Wow, Mika jumped on the offensive, there. I dont know how you made my joke into a weird translation of what I said earlier, but ok.

BTW, you flag is backwards.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:57 pm

Yikes. So Mirrodie banged BigPhils sister. It seems that BigPhil's sister would have 'Big' in her name as well. BUT, Mirrodie banged the sister after BigPhil the brother got him some. As if that wasn't disturbing enough, whats mroe disturbing is that Mirrodie actually had BigPhil's Gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry about that one M.
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:00 am

He had my gravy before either of us touched my sister.  Big grin lol
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KROC
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:03 am

He had my gravy before either of us touched my sister.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No offense Mirrodie, but I think I'm busy for the rest of the summer, so I may not make it to NYC, lol.  Big grin

I bet 777236ER wouldn't mind a visit now though.
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:10 am

"Another time my buddy and I tag teamed some chick."

Who was the Undertaker and who was The Rock?

Getting sloppy seconds isn't exactly what I call a good time..............


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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:12 am

I took the front, he took the back.

I dont share holes, thanks. lol
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:31 am

Oh my god this has to be one of the funniest posts ive ever read , besides the one one where one guy blasted Singapore Airlines Kris and AAs putting AAs in everything.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:46 am

Hmmm, I think Dan wants some gravy on his potatoes.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:47 am

Damn, you guys are nasty.

I draw the line at Phil's sister. This 'gravy' talk has soured my taste for any good food now. yeech!
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bigphilnyc
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:54 am

Well of course Mirrodie, your stomahc is full already!  Big grin

Ok, I'm done for now. MAybe we got a little too gross, especialyl if Mirrodie thinks so! lol
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:32 am

"I took the front, he took the back"

Didn't your balls slap together then ?........
.......... or are you meaning a Spit Roast ? (One in mouth other in ......)

 Smile
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 6:19 am

So you saw each other naked with erections. Thats gross, only KROC would like that.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 6:27 am

When having sex with a hot chick, THERE SHALL BE NO OTHER NAKED MAN PRESENT IN THE SAME ROOM!!!!!

why do you wanna share a perfectly good piece of a$$?? That's when you should be GREEDY!!  Smokin cool
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 6:29 am

So you saw each other naked with erections. Thats gross, only KROC would like that.

What's so gross about it?

All guys look basically the same (although obviously they don't all have the bodies of virile superathletes like me), so if you're used to your own body then nobody else's is going to be a great surprise.

Just get on with the job. Gravy or no gravy.  Smile
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:04 am

I'm suburban 16 1/2 year old from Canada...still a virgin but done pretty much everything else. My g/f has expressed interest in the Mile High Club. I think that would be an amazing starter to a great sex life! Hmm, who knows...were both going to France next year though our school  Big thumbs up. Perhaps some 'aero-action' will be in the schedule!
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aa61hvy
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:16 am

I would just rather see a girl naked as opposed to a man.
Go big or go home
 
bigphilnyc
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:17 am

Yeah, I took her mouth. lol. I didn't want to risk getting her pregnant. I dont trust ANY kind of birth control.

My friend and I refer to the "Spit Roast" as "Meeting in the middle". It's strange, right after we did that, "Stuck In The Middle With You" came on the radio. It was hysterical.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:53 am

I don't know if I should laugh...or, um, laugh. You guys are terrible! But keep it up! (ohh a bad pun)  Big grin
 
bigphilnyc
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:04 am

That's my kinda girl !!!

I didnt know there were any girls here! I woulndt have said all that.

727gal, I SWEAR that stuff is only in my past. I'm a oogd boy now.  Big grin
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:07 am

Hey there Big Phil......
Don't assume that just because we are females that we are offended by this discussion. I think it's quite colorful and entertaining. In fact it sounds like one I would have with my friends while out on a Friday night so don't be shy.  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:13 am

One time I had sex with all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders at once. It was right after they won the superbowl actually.
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 10:52 am

Wow. Another girl!

*tries not to flirt* lol

Hi ladies.  Smile
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 11:49 am

YWG,

It will be the best thirty seconds of your life...it will be the shortest 30 seconds of hers...ahhhhhhhahhahahahaahah

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 11:58 am

Hi Phil,

you insatiable flirt

signed,
a lady known as Tex




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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:16 pm

Wow... this is the funniest thing I've read all day. I'm sitting here in my room laughing out loud.
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:22 pm

you men all assume that because we have a lot of estrogen, we get easily offended. believe me, i could say things that would make you blush - but i don't want proof of my remarks in print!  Big grin
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:41 pm

Well, 727, my email is bigphilnyc@yahoo.com. No one else has to read it.

I LOVE blushing.  Big grin
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:45 pm

Isn't that called cybersex...?
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:46 pm

until you kick it either back-to-back, or weasel style, you're all a bunch of amateurs  Big grin
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:43 pm

Anyone had a welsh girl? They are lovely and will do anything you want for a Toffee Crisp and a can of coke. Especially Swansea girls. They dont call it "little essex" for nothing!

been fours up before with my mate Big Dave (from Sunderland).

These two girls (very willing and eager as Plymouth girls generally are) bent over side by side edge of my bed. Me and Big Dave (several beers to the good it must be said) did it Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid style. (not something i have done before or since but it was the Girl's idea i swear)

Was a race to the "finish line" if you know what i mean...

Anyway half way through Dave stops. And looks me right in the eye. (good thing) and said to me....

(i thought this was going to be a really profound dave-ism...)

"I cant believe Sven Goran Ericksson didnt pick Kevin Phillips for the England squad..."

before i could answer - he went back into action.

Oh, and he won by the way!  Big grin

Rgds,

CM
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:50 pm

Another woman? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Signed, AA61hvy and 777236ER
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:16 am

believe me, i could say things that would make you blush - but i don't want proof of my remarks in print!

Boeing4ever2004@yahoo.com and I'll keep it between us.  Big grin  Smokin cool

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:21 am

Ummmm....is there an echo in here? Why is Boeing4ever repeating my post? lol
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:28 am

This really isn't the best place to hand out your email address to prospective flirtees. Trust me on this one.  Wink/being sarcastic

Oh, and my mail-order Laotian bride is due any day now.
I hope they punched some air-holes in the shipping crate...
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:41 am

Feel the heat LittlePhil LOL.  Acting devilish

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:13 pm

I dont think anyone here really takes internet fliritng all tha tseriously.

And it's jsut an email address. Not like it's my home address.

However, if anyone should decide to show up at my house...



...hee hee. lol

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:22 pm

Nice handgun! But do you think it would out perform my Barretta 12 gauge dual action shotgun?  Smokin cool
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:24 pm

you silly boys!

well, for what it's worth, i finally publicized my email on my profile. plainjewel13@yahoo.com - enjoy it, fellas!  Big grin
 
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:15 pm

WHOOO hooo!!!!

the secret is out!!! That is Phil's prop.

He normally keeps his REAL 'quarter inch killer' tucked away.

he's so masculine. my hero!




So, back to Virgins....Anyone sacrifice a good virgin lately?? Anyone seen Caligula lately?

Long live Caesar.  Big grin
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:30 pm

"Anyone sacrifice a good virgin lately??"

Well I may meet with JCS17 next week, so maybe I will sacrifice him.
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Fri Jul 04, 2003 12:22 am

I was sure this was going to be a discussion about Richard Branson's airlines!
Talk about a BIG Surprize!

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RE: Virgins Part 2

Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:07 am

Have a reread of Mirrodie's excellent Concorde trip report. It certainly leaves the impression that during a visit to the W/C he wanked off at twice the speed of sound.  Big grin

BTW: Two chicks, one guy equals tungsten steel;
one chick, two guys equals wet pasta.

Figure it out!
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RE: Virgins Part 2

Fri Jul 04, 2003 1:09 am

Bigphils handgun? Have no worry...it only shoots blanks. I know.

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