UTA_flyinghigh
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Bored As A Dead Rat

Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:59 pm

This is just my third day on the job, and I'm supposed to be getting AS400 training and other IT-related traing, but the senior tech is just explaining stuff for 20/30mn then going to play pool or read some books. I have web access, but the computers don't have CD drives and have the USB ports deactivated so I can't upload. What can I do to pass the time ?
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Matt D
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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:03 pm

 
KROC
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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:13 pm

Masturbation works well for passing the time. That is if you can fit it in, inbetween crying about getting paid to do nothing.
 
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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:19 pm

but the computers don't have CD drives and have the USB

That's one of the funniest things I've heard this year.
Coming from a guy who went to his office only to upload pics on A.net.

So.... when do you switch jobs ?
 
UTA_flyinghigh
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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:01 am

as soon as training's over, I'll have a proper office and a LAN connection on which I can connect my laptop. Mothing in the 100 page company policy booklet that forbids it  Laugh out loud
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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Thu Jul 10, 2003 5:42 am

UTA, Welcome to Ireland! Better get used to it.

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RE: Bored As A Dead Rat

Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:20 am

Masturbating in the bathroom is a good idea. I find the the pink liquid soap in office bathrooms works VERY well.

Rip a good fart on your way so everyone smells it and just thinks you were consitpated for the 45 seconds it took you get off.

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