That depends what you define "hitting on" as.
Some years ago, my associates and I frequented a diner and I realized after a few dinners and lunches (yeah, Im a dunce) that the waittress was flirting with me.
So the next time she came over to me and took my order, she asked, "Do you know what you'd like tonight?" and I just blurted out, "Yes, may I have your phone number?"
She quickly retorted, "any guy that walks in here with the amount of women you do does NOT get my number" and she dissed me in front of my mates.
We all laughed.
But when she gave us the check later on, she gave a me a separate bill with her number.
3 fun dates followed, the last occuring on the 4th of July. And DAMN, were those fireworks something that night!
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