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Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 11:05 am

OK...so I went out with my friends this weekend...and these guys started hitting on us...but it was REALLY bad!

I think the worst was when one guy asked me my name...when I told him...he said..."Now there's a mouth full" and another guy was standing so close to my face...not only could I feel the spit as he talked...but I was going cross eyed. It was HORRIBLE.

So...I am curious...for all you honest gentlemen out there...

What is the worst/most embarassing thing you have said or done to pick up a girl?

Humor me boys...GO!
 
Capt.Fantastic
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:19 pm

I've used this line:

"Hey there cutey ... You just advanced my throttles, and I'm way past V1. Wanna help me "Rotate" my fuselage?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy"
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:21 pm

"I've used this line:

"Hey there cutey ... You just advanced my throttles, and I'm way past V1. Wanna help me "Rotate" my fuselage? "

LOL...and she said...HUH?! :P
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:21 pm

That's bad. I have never hit on a girl, I think that is not classy. I will approach a girl and talk, but never hit on.
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Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:25 pm

OH Come ON AA61hvy!

I don't believe that.
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:27 pm

You obviously don't know AA61hvy.
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aa61hvy
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:28 pm

Nah, I really don't. I met my girlfriend through people no by hitting on her. I hit on them, when I know them a little bit, I flirt instead of hitting on... Hitting on just isn't my style. It's too pushy for me. But out of respect for the lady, I will not hit on them, right as I meet them.
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:32 pm

I've never hit on a girl either. I will talk to them, but not make myself out to be a sex-crazed jackass. That, and I'm pretty shy, so I'm not too outgoing anyway (in social situations) without getting a few drinks in my system.
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Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:32 pm

Mannn...

We need more guys like you in the world. I am tired of dealing with little boys...I need a gentleman.

 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:36 pm

LOL...I just realized you guys are from TEXAS! No wonder...I miss those Texas sweeties. I used to live in Austin.  Smile Hook'em Horns!
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:40 pm

there is only one "line" you will ever need.



"Hi, I'm George, I don't believe we've met."




done.
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mirrodie
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:40 pm

That depends what you define "hitting on" as.

Some years ago, my associates and I frequented a diner and I realized after a few dinners and lunches (yeah, Im a dunce) that the waittress was flirting with me.

So the next time she came over to me and took my order, she asked, "Do you know what you'd like tonight?" and I just blurted out, "Yes, may I have your phone number?"

She quickly retorted, "any guy that walks in here with the amount of women you do does NOT get my number" and she dissed me in front of my mates.  Crying We all laughed.

But when she gave us the check later on, she gave a me a separate bill with her number.

3 fun dates followed, the last occuring on the 4th of July. And DAMN, were those fireworks something that night!  Big thumbs up
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 12:45 pm

Last time I tried to pick up a girl, my pick up line went something like...

"Umm...so...yeah...I was thinking...maybe you...and me...I, that is...could...uhh...do...something...sometime...like after school...at a place...with...um...right...so...interested?"

Right. I was younger, less experienced...it was my first time trying to ask a girl out. I've learned a lot since then and I've learned that the best way to deal with females is to be normal and not reek with charming fakeness. I just talk to them, and even if nothing happens, then hey! At least I've met someone and had a nice talk. I agree with AA61Hvy...it's a respect issue.
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cancidas
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:09 pm

I've never actually hit on a girl. Met my girlfriend in high school and we've been together ever since. I've been hit on by both guys (don't ask me why but I lived in Greenwich Village at the time and it was Halloween!) and girls. Some were worth the trouble and some weren't.

Cheesy pickup lines like, "I should have brought my library card 'cuz I'm checking you out!" seem to never work! Just go talk to him or her! A simple hello or hi or what have you is enough to break the ice. If not, walk away. Big grin
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:17 pm

Just ask 727_gal about me and she might tell you some stories!  Big thumbs up

I don't use cheezy pickup lines. Generally I'll just strike up a conversation with a girl. I'm like that will all girls, so frequently people say I'm hitting on someone. I guess I don't do any "hitting" on. Just a friendly conversation with enough hints that I'm interested.

727_gal of course is a different story.  Nuts She must be debating laughing at it, or having me killed. Big grin

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emiratesa345
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:19 pm

Respect issue? Please, you guys have trouble respecting other people here and you mean to tell me it's a respect issue? LOL


EmiratesA345  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


Go ahead, respectfully bash me.
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Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:23 pm

The worst lines I have gotten:

"Do you wash your laundry with windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"You wanna Fuck?"

"God was showing off when he made you" (this one was actually sweet, just overused)

"Wanna come up for some coffee and sex or somthin?"

Seriously...where do these guys COME FROM???

BUT...I am actually pretty lucky cause I did met a guy who is really sweet and really into me. I met him at church so I hope I can't go wrong there...he did ask me out for coffee and then we spent the whole day walking in Cental Park and talking...It was beautiful. But you never can tell now a days...so I keeping him as a friend...for now.
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 1:58 pm

I told her that it was getting late and we should get it overwith before I was too damn tired to...




I can't believe that actually worked too....


Max Powers
 
fspilot747
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:03 pm

I hit women all the time.


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KROC

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727_Gal
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:31 pm

awesome, another woman on here! I need someone to help me and Phyllis hold down the fort, as it were.

the most annoying time i was hit on was one time at a bar. i was completely sober, waiting on my first drink. i pulled out a cigarette and fumbled for my lighter. a lit match appears in front of my face, held by this creepy man at least 15 years older than i am. he said "you know, you shouldn't smoke now" i said "yeah, i hear that all the time" he said "no, i mean you should save it til after we have sex" (!)

ughhh

and boeing4ever, i won't kill you, you're still being cute about it, not obnoxious  Smile
 
cancidas
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:39 pm

Why do guys do that? I mean, do they expect to get laid for those comments? MORONS! FlyGirl757, I feel sorry for you.
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Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:46 pm

Cancidas,
It's ok...don't feel sorry...It's pretty amusing to see them go through all that for NOTHING!  Smile

and

727_Gal...thanks for the welcome...GIRL POWER!  Big grin
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:00 pm

In other countries i use:

"Hi, do you guys speak english? Where are you from? I'm from NY..."

in the US i don't usee any line. lines are for losers. i prefer a conversation.
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:00 pm

and boeing4ever, i won't kill you, you're still being cute about it, not obnoxious

Just wait.  Big grin LOL, sometimes people say I can be obnoxious but nice overall.

Anyway...meet Sarah Fisher...nice looking and likes fast cars.  Love



Looks like a little competition there.  Big thumbs up Wonder if she likes planes.  Big grin

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ryanb741
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:04 pm

I am married now but used to be (and can still pull it off) an amazing flirt, and can make women laugh very easily - and more importantly - naturally. In fact, I am not ashamed to admit that I have never failed to get a girl that I am after - but then again I never go for girls simply for a one night stand (2 Japanese girls at the same time in University not withstanding). In a similar way I would never 'hit' on a girl just for sex. I have had sex on a first date, but that led to a long relationship.

Now that I am married, I still get a fun out of picking up girls, but I do it for my friends - i.e. I chat them up and hand them over to my friends. In fact, I have been in a bar with my wife (who is a gorgeous ex-MTV presenter who I adore and would never cheat on - I have NEVER cheated on a girl) and she has pointed out the most 'hard-to-get' girl in the place and challenged me to get her number and I got the number, a free drink and then SHE asked ME out within 5 minutes. It is probably why I earn a lot of money in a Business Development role - it is the natural salesman in me! I'm not amazingly good looking either.

I find that being funny, friendly, having a killer smile and actually being interested in what THEY have to say (let her finish talking before you interrupt - it's good manners) works wonders.
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Jayce
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 6:17 pm

I'm with AA61Hvy, I don't usually hit on women.

Having said that, I met my current girlfriend because I was at a BBQ and had had quite a bit to drink. My friend and I were doing shots of God knows what, when her friend walked in. All night I kept asking my friend's friend if she would like to go for dinner with me. She finally gave me her number, I called her the next day, apologized profusely, and now we're happy. And sober.

I still agree that the best pick up line is, "Hi, my name's..."
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:00 pm

I seem to have become 100% flirtproof - nothing like that to teach you self-mockery.
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KROC
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:23 pm

I hit women all the time.


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KROC


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KROC
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:23 pm

I love hitting on women!!!

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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:33 pm

KROC-Give me SOME credit.
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Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:24 pm

You guys crack me up.  Laugh out loud
 
Guest

RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:43 pm

What about Women Hitting on Men?

Is that Sexy/a Turn On? I have done that a couple of times...but really only when I know that there is JUST a physcal attraction and nothing else.

With guys I really like...I am a big dork and sometimes shy.
 
KROC
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RE: Hitting On Women

Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:46 pm

I am a big dork

Hey, you have something in common with Jcs17. You guys might make a good match.....well except for the fact you are female.

And its cool sometimes when a chick hits on a guy. I guess it matters on how its done.
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:07 am

Hah! That's too bad. It appeared somewhat funny to me last night...but then again, anything is funny after studying for your FAA Written, shit.



Cheers,
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 5:24 am


Hey, you have something in common with Jcs17. You guys might make a good match.....well except for the fact you are female.


Nice try, Dan2002....errrr....KROC. Did your "life partner" help you come up with that crackback?

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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:49 am

Well, I'm not from TexASS.

But I do not hit on girls but will generally talk to them. I'm 19, probably more mature then some of these guys in here and in college and in the military. Most military guys about my age are sex-crazed dudes trying to get laid BADLY. hahah. But I act myself, being myself, without making stupid remarks, usually convos likes "What's your name" or a simply "What do you like to do." but non of the "let's have sex" stuff on a girl I've never met?

Wow, it's raining hard here. I'm a pretty shy guy around girls. But I do like them. Without them, well, I don't know how my life would be but sometimes they're really hard to understand, while going though several relationships in my life. I think I've found a right girl for me now and we plan on getting married in a few years.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Respectfully,

Kevin
 
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:52 am

LOL.....interesting topic!

727_Gal....I agree we females have to stick together!

A couple of really funny moves that guys have tried on me --- that stick in my mind are:

The old "hair" routine.........I have long red hair and so many times, guys have tried to make the move by first "small talk" and then they start running their fingers thru my hair (yes guys, the hair on my head)! It cracks me up and because I have a great sence of humor, it is really hard for me not to LOL.... Big thumbs up I guess most guys like girls with long hair...I don't really know but my response to them is usually....."go ahead--give it a yank---it is real" it is really funny to see their reaction!

Another one is if your wearing a skirt and they all of a sudden try to put the move on by putting their hand on your leg. I don't get upset, as I know that their usually the guys who are thinking with the "wrong head -- you know, the one that likes to get polished!" As females thank God we only have one head!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:23 am

Man these baseball analogies suck.
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:09 am

"I hit women all the time.

Signed,
KROC

"

Wow, that was a fuckin ZING!!! LOL. You went yard on that one. lol

I don't really "hit on" girls. I'ts stupid to make a line like that. I just use my wits to think of something funny to say. It's easy in public because you can use thigns going on or people around you to make a joke. On the train? then make fun of the smelly guy next to you towards her. Things like that.

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BlatantEcho
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:13 am

I think a lot of you missed the point.

Aside from a mutal humor factor, do you really want to date some girl that puts out cuz you told her she had space pants on, and her ass was out of this world?


Hi, I'm George, I don't believe we've met.


You get a name at least, and if your demeanor is interesting, you can chat, if she is totally uninterested, you will know, and you can go your merry way without feeling like a dirty old man.

seriously, it's really easy,
George
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Boeing4ever
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:54 am

What about Women Hitting on Men?

Is that Sexy/a Turn On? I have done that a couple of times...but really only when I know that there is JUST a physcal attraction and nothing else.

With guys I really like...I am a big dork and sometimes shy.


You know, I bet most guys like women hitting on them (or even hitting them  Big grin ). I mean, why should the guy always have to make the move? Sometimes we're shy and dorky too!  Big thumbs up

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bigphilnyc
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:57 am

Yeah, Boeing4Ever, that's why we made a thread about that too.  Big grin

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/408941/
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RE: Hitting On Women

Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:07 pm

HAHA, I already posted in that thread before you posted that!

Sorry Phil.  Big grin

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