UAL747
Posts: 6725
Joined: Mon Dec 13, 1999 5:42 am

Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:16 pm

I'm so sick of this email. I was just wondering if anyone gets this annoying email 5 times a day like I do? What other annoying ones do you get? The Viagra one is getting annoying as well.

UAL747
"Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy. Bangkok Tower, United 890 Heavy.....Okay, fine, we'll just turn 190 and Visual Our Way
 
Shawn Patrick
Posts: 2465
Joined: Tue Jan 11, 2000 7:30 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:18 pm

Too many porn sites you've been visiting.
 
Andreas
Posts: 5880
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2001 7:56 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:15 pm

..maybe because they somehow came to know that you urgently need it...?  Big grin
I know it's only VfB but I like it!
 
Jayce
Posts: 501
Joined: Sat Nov 06, 1999 10:36 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:35 pm

...and the worst part is, those damn pills don't even work.

So I've heard.
"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer Simpson
 
jwenting
Posts: 9973
Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2001 10:12 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 6:48 pm

Only 5 a day? You're lucky.
If I add the Nigerian scams and the ones wanting to sell me breast enlargement (what do they think I am, a hermaphrodite?) I get 30-40 a day (and about 200 a week more on my Hotmail account which I never use at all).
I wish I were flying
 
jhooper
Posts: 5560
Joined: Thu Dec 13, 2001 8:27 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:47 pm

Yea, Hotmail and AOL are especially bad with the spam.

What's wrong, don't you want a bigger penis?  Big thumbs up
Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
 
CanadianNorth
Posts: 3133
Joined: Sat Aug 24, 2002 11:41 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:50 pm

funny, with my hotmail i havnt got a single piece of junkmail with my current account... guess im just lucky eh

CanadianNorth
What could possibly go wrong?
 
fritzi
Posts: 2598
Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2001 2:34 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:06 pm

CanadianNorth,

Give me your email address and I'll forward all the ones I get to you! Big grin
 
lehpron
Posts: 6846
Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2001 3:42 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 3:59 am

Only 30-40 a day? Ahh, I wish!

My Yahoo account has a limited number of blocked addresses, after that I still get about 200 a day: like 180 in junk mail and a dozen in the inbox . No porn, just insurance and car/home loan crap i wont need for a decade anyway. I like my hotmail account cuz it seems to have an unlimited number of blocked spaces, i get 3-5 per day there; i can go for days without checking it. i did that with my yahoo account last year, i saw 900 pile up in a week.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
bigphilnyc
Posts: 3874
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:43 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:04 am

Oh, EVERYONE gets these emails? I jsut thoguht FlyGirl subscribed to them for me.
Phil Derner Jr.
 
Guest

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:07 am

Have any of you guys looked into one of these e-mails? Who knows...it may be benficial...for the ladies in your life anyway...LOL.  Smile
 
Guest

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:49 am

Who knows...it may be benficial...for the ladies in your life anyway...LOL.

And all this time I thought size didn't matter. Better send those e-mails my way, then.

Signed,

KROC
 
bigphilnyc
Posts: 3874
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:43 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:55 am

Anyway, Captain Stabbin, we've all seen your penis.

www.captain--stabbin.net
Phil Derner Jr.
 
bmi330
Posts: 1429
Joined: Sun Nov 11, 2001 9:04 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:57 am

If your using hotmail just block all the spam from the @whatever.com address and you get nothing from any e-mail address ending in that.
 
Guest

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:01 am

Is the plural word for Penis...Peni? LOL...

Anyway...they are UGGGGGLYY! Why would you want to enlarge that anyway...AS long as it works and works good...that's all that matters.
 
Guest

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:06 am

Anyway, Captain Stabbin, we've all seen your penis.

Personally? So you'd know I don't need these pills then.


[Edited 2003-07-24 22:09:45]
 
RayPettit
Posts: 602
Joined: Sun May 26, 2002 9:04 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:51 am

FlyGirl,

What a funny question to ask, or are you just greedy? Big grin

Ray

 
Marcus
Posts: 1666
Joined: Fri Apr 20, 2001 5:08 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 7:07 am

Nice website you got there Captain.................

This reminds me of a funny thing that happened during my last year at the University............every major had a mailing list that included all students of all semesters that the dean would use to send messages relevant to any particular major.......so as a prank someone subscribed the whole mailing list to a porn site that advertised "Free porn in your mailbox everyday!.....just reply to this email with the subject I want free porn to confirm", unfortunately (for them) some recipients in the mailing list did a "reply to all" instead of a simple "reply".........so we all received emails from a bunch of people saying "yes yes I want to receive free porn".........  Smile

Kids!....we are going to the happiest place on earth...TIJUANA! signed: Krusty the Clown
 
ScarletHarlot
Posts: 4251
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:15 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:05 am

Penis Envy
by Uncle Bonsai

If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and carlots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day

I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stickshifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would endulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge

A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Poolhalls and potholes and bottles and bitches...

Zucchinies and zebras, tomatoes, tomatoes,
And pineapple pumpkins, and gulches and grottos,
And melons and marshmallows...

Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas...

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...

If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.

But that was when I ruled the world
 
vaporlock
Posts: 3528
Joined: Sat May 19, 2001 9:22 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:14 am

LOL....and size doesn't matter!!!

God forbid.....some of the techniques used -- like stretching.....what happens when these poor guys get old and gravity takes over....they'll have to strap it to their leg!! Either that or roll it up and put it in an inside pocket!!


Just kidding!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


 
bigphilnyc
Posts: 3874
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:43 pm

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:04 am

My penis is only three inches.

But I think that's pretty thick.
Phil Derner Jr.
 
BR715-A1-30
Posts: 6525
Joined: Thu May 30, 2002 9:30 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:34 pm

FlyGirl757, What magazine did you steal those pics from?  Love  Smokin cool

If that is really you, you just may make my g/f jealous.

Just kidding, LOL...

[Edited 2003-07-25 05:35:33]
Puhdiddle
 
User avatar
EA CO AS
Posts: 13448
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2001 8:54 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Sat Jul 26, 2003 11:03 am

Yea, Hotmail and AOL are especially bad with the spam.

Seriously! It's like someone at AOL thinks that I need to work from home, to refinance my mortgage, a bigger penis, and to meet XXX college teens in their dorm room, and they'll remind me of it each day.

Ok, well maybe the last one was worthwhile...  Big grin
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan

Comments made here are my own and are not intended to represent the official position of Alaska Air Group
 
Dash8King
Posts: 2657
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:45 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Sat Jul 26, 2003 11:46 am

If your using hotmail just block all the spam from the @whatever.com address and you get nothing from any e-mail address ending in that.

You are only a loud 200 and after that they just keep coming.
 
Continental
Posts: 5222
Joined: Sun Jun 25, 2000 3:46 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Sat Jul 26, 2003 11:57 am

WHOA! Captainstabbin on a.net!? Is that REALLY you!?

co
 
gotAirbus
Posts: 791
Joined: Fri May 18, 2001 10:02 am

RE: Enlarge Your Penis!

Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:18 pm

CanadianNorth

funny, with my hotmail i havnt got a single piece of junkmail with my current account... guess im just lucky eh

CanadianNorth


Simple. You did the right thing of not putting your real e-mail address on any internet webpage (excluding password protected websites).

=====

A modified excerpt from Dilbert's newsletter:
Taking the Nigerian letter's sender's address and the "hubba hubba hubba" enlarger pill e-mail, I then "request some pills" and put someNigerianScamFag@africa.com as the e-mail.

Woo Hoo!

P.S.: Great for annoying ex-boyfriends (you can use this method to hint your ex on his horrid size), your enemies, whatever!

(gotAirbus?)
(gotAIRBUS?) - (Got Commonality?) - (Have A Nice Flight!)

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: 2707200X and 10 guests