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Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:33 am

http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2003072211

A man accused of having sex with a sheep used in a Charleston funeral home's nativity scene has struck a deal with Kanawha County prosecutors that allowed him to stay out of jail.

Joey Armstrong, 30, claims that the stigma of the charges has made him an outcast at the homeless shelter where he now resides.
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:36 am

his problem. that guy is fucking sick!  Angry
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:53 am

Of course he got off...isn't that the point?
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:58 am

Well at least it wasn't an 8 year old girl.
 
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:05 am

He was lucky.

I understand that it is a capitol offense in Mont-AAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAA.

They take their sheep seriously in that part of the world.
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:12 am

Must have had a really little penis too....
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:14 am

Dont people get away with this all the time in New Zealand and Wales?
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:38 am

The sheep-shagger jokes are a cottage industry, especially in Scotland.
 
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:42 am

This guy should move to Aberdeen! That's the norm in that city LOL. There football team do it for training I hear LOL.
 
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 4:51 am

Recently a work colleague was out in the evening at a restaurant, at the bar there was a stuffed sheep, which he called 'A Welsh Leisure Centre', turning to a guy next to him he asked "your not Welsh are you?'
"Yes" came the reply.

Then there is this old joke;

A TV crew were making a documentary on life in the farming community in the Outer Hebrides, off the Scottish coast.
They spoke to a prominent local farmer, had he a nickname, like Jock The Farmer or something?
"Funny you should say that" he replied. "see all that land? I farm that, but do they call me Jock The Farmer? No they don't
See that barn over there, I built that with my own bare hands, but do they call me Jock The Builder? No they don't.
Who delivers all the milk that I produce to the village? I do, in all weathers, but do they call me Jock The Milkman? No they bloody well don't.
See those old Roman built walls? who shows tourists around them, explains the history behind them? I do, but do they call me Jock The Tour Guide? No they don't.
I shagged just one sheep!"
 
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 5:22 am

the stigma of the charges has made him an outcast at the homeless shelter

Jeez! To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:29 am

Wonder if he had his 2 sizes too big wellies on Big grin

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:04 am

why does anyone really cares if the dude had sex with a sheep? each to his own. Unless he RAPED the sheep.
 
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:05 am

Can you have consentual sex with Sheep.

Or do they fall in that all sex is rape catagory?
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:14 am

To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!

Like shagging a sheep wasn't "rock bottom"????  Confused Actually, the reason he shags sheep is because cows are too large to reach around and kiss!  Nuts

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:33 am

To become an outcast at a homeless shelter is to really hit rock bottom!

Like shagging a sheep wasn't "rock bottom"????


LOL.....yes, you have a point!

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:34 am

That is one sick and sorry Baaaaaastard.
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 11:37 am

THat is absolutley disgusting, Must have been one mmmaaaaaaddddly deprived maaan if it haaaad to come to thaaaat.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Nuts
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:08 pm

You kind of get that mental picture in your head after reading all of the replies, and you know what? That is Friggin sick.!.!.!.!
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:15 pm

Must have been a Welshman.

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:37 pm

uh - uh - uh... Who's yer d-a-a-a-dy?!! uh - uh - uh...  Laugh out loud

Reminds me of a joke...

A ventriloquist noticed a farmer tending to his animals and decided to have some fun.
Ventriloquist: "Excuse me. Are those your horses"?
Farmer: "yyyYep!"
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to them?"
Farmer: "Hell, horses don't talk!"
Ventriloquist: "Hello, horses. Is the farmer good to you?"
Horses: "Yep. He feeds us all we can eat. He provides a nice barn to protect us, and we get to run and play on the farm".
The farmer, obviously puzzled, just stares at the ventriloquist. So, the ventriloquist asks: "Those your pigs?"
Farmer: "y-yep."
ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to 'em?"
Again the farmer insists: "Boy, pigs don't talk!"
So, the ventriloquist addresses the pigs: "Hello, pigs. Does the farmer treat you good?"
Pigs: "Yep. He feeds us well. He provides us with shelter when the weather is bad. We can laze about in the mud all day. We're happy here."
By now the farmer is scratching his head. Talking horses. Talking pigs. WTF?!!
So, then the ventriloquist notices the sheep. He asks the farmer if he can talk to them. That's when the farmer stammers out "Th-Th-THEM SHEEP AIN'T NUTTIN BUT LIARS!"

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 2:32 am

Gig 'Em!! WHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP.
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:11 am

Did he have the sheep at the ledge of a cliff so it would push back?
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:43 am

I am sure he got off, alright. Big grin  Big thumbs up Big grin  Big thumbs up

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 10:56 am

C'mon now, I'm sure he was only helping that sheep over the fence...  Big grin
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:28 pm

Must have been a Welshman.

Of course I know a Welsh Girl in my High School, and I must say, I can't blame 'em for going with sheep!  Laugh out loud

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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 7:31 pm

Wasn't getting off the whole purpose of the excersice to begin with?
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RE: Man Gets Off After Sex With Sheep

Sat Jul 26, 2003 7:41 pm

No one has mentioned the rights of the sheep in this thread.

The poor thing. Scarred for life...

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