uh - uh - uh... Who's yer d-a-a-a-dy?!! uh - uh - uh...
Reminds me of a joke...
A ventriloquist noticed a farmer tending to his animals and decided to have some fun.
Ventriloquist: "Excuse me. Are those your horses"?
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to them?"
Farmer: "Hell, horses don't talk!"
Ventriloquist: "Hello, horses. Is the farmer good to you?"
Horses: "Yep. He feeds us all we can eat. He provides a nice barn to protect us, and we get to run and play on the farm".
The farmer, obviously puzzled, just stares at the ventriloquist. So, the ventriloquist asks: "Those your pigs?"
ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to 'em?"
Again the farmer insists: "Boy, pigs don't talk!"
So, the ventriloquist addresses the pigs: "Hello, pigs. Does the farmer treat you good?"
Pigs: "Yep. He feeds us well. He provides us with shelter when the weather is bad. We can laze about in the mud all day. We're happy here."
By now the farmer is scratching his head. Talking horses. Talking pigs. WTF?!!
So, then the ventriloquist notices the sheep. He asks the farmer if he can talk to them. That's when the farmer stammers out "Th-Th-THEM SHEEP AIN'T NUTTIN BUT LIARS!"