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Some Fun In Ireland

Thu Jul 31, 2003 11:35 pm

Hahahahaha  Laugh out loud

Subject: News article in Dublin Ireland ...

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank
robbery on March 2nd:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to
see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers
cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of
vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING
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AMSMAN
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RE: Some Fun In Ireland

Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:57 am

They found not one pound sterling

Since when was the £ Sterling in use in Ireland?
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EGGD
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RE: Some Fun In Ireland

Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:04 am

Ireland used to use the pound and this is just a joke  Big grin

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