How aboot a popular thread that's not about oral sex, anal sex or piercings in private areas?
If you'd like to talk aboot something completely different, please feel free to do so right here.
Oh, and of course, there's a little SM that Matt D's blank disciples might find faster than anyone else.
This is a short secret message. What else did you think "SM" was? Nasty nerd. By the way, if you think the size of your member matters in this thread, please be proud and go fück yourself, since you probably feel able to do that, literally. There's no sex in the champagne room and none here.