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Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:31 pm

Mary Carey - Porn star is in the race to replace Gov. Gray Davis.




The Associated Press
Mary Carey , a self-billed pornographic movie star, gets a signature in Los Angeles on her petition to run for governor of California. Her campaign slogan: "We've had Brown; we've tried Gray; now it's time for some blonde." More than 340 people have indicated interest being on the recall ballot .




She may give Gary Coleman and Gallager run for there money.

Read this article


August 06, 2003 12:58am
Mary Carey for CA Governor
Source: Agence France-Presse
Mary Carey is pledging to make lap dances tax deductible and to swap guns for smut if elected.

She joins other potential candidates such as Terminator movie star and Republican activist Arnold Schwarzenegger and Democratic Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt, who also covet the embattled governor's job.

"My goal is to bring happiness to the streets of California," Carey told reporters as she tried to gather the 65 signatures needed to put her name on the October 7 ballot.

The 22-year-old blonde said her electoral platform would include taxing breast implants to generate revenue and hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the energy-strapped state.

She also wants to create a "Porno for Pistols" program under which gun owners would be urged to swap their weapons for X-rated movies in a bid to reduce violence in the freewheeling golden state.

"If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent," she said, adding that she would present herself as an independent candidate if she achieved the requirements to run by Saturday's deadline for candidacies.

She was clad in a star-spangled bikini top, designer shorts and was tottering on platform shoes as she strutted her stuff in Los Angeles, stopping passers-by to sign her petition.

The 1.76m x-rated candidate was flanked by her manager and two supporters, one carrying a sign that read "Californians Prefer Blondes", echoing the title of a 1954 Marilyn Monroe movie.

She also came up with a novel solution to a key global problem, global warming: "Wear less clothes."

Actor and former body builder Schwarzenegger is meanwhile due to formally announce today whether or not he will fight Democratic Governor Gray Davis for his job when special elections to oust him are held in October.

Aides however said he was now inclined not to run for family reasons.

Flynt said Monday he would file his candidacy by Saturday providing polls could prove that Californians would accept a "smut peddler" as their leader and make him a serious candidate.

More than 250 people have taken out application forms to run for the governorship of the most populous, but most broke, US state.

Anyone can run provided they gather 65 signatures from supporters and stump up the $3500 fee required to stand.



My favorite quote:
" If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent.
--Mary Carey



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mirrodie
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:48 pm

well, her body is kinda nice, the head and face leaves something to be desired.

This candidates like these, Arnold is a shoe-in! ARRRGHHH!!!!
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:59 pm

If more guys had orgasms, they'd be less violent,"

Does that count masturbation? If so, I shoud be the most demure person on this planet.
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:21 am

Oh dear, Californians must be REALLY bored this summer...
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:32 am

Is she the one driving around in a pink corvette?
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:40 am

At least she can get the blow job errr job done.
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 5:01 am

Racko:
I think so. I am not up on all the porn stars. This whole recall thing really sucks.
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:31 am

Nown we kno who Clinton will be backing........


sorry but I will keep my guns thank you very much.
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:35 am


Yep!

Instead of a "Chicken in every pot", her motto is: "A lap dance in every lap".
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 11:38 am

More Plastic then a tupperware party
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:35 pm

Personally, I think she can convince more people if her other lips starts talking.  Smile
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 12:55 pm

She looks like a hoochie.

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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Mon Aug 11, 2003 4:06 pm

I think she would be better than Arnold Swartzinaziger and less reliant on Republican party insiders to hold his hand thoughout the job.
I am still going to vote NO in the recall mess.
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:13 am

Arnold Swartzinaziger


Who?
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:01 am

Man, Clinton would have loved for this woman to be his vice-president. I think he is focusing on moving to California to support her CamPain. (Campaign)
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:18 am

Oh well, thanks for the laughs!

more plastic than a tupperware party LOL.....
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:23 am

There's so much I didn't know about Arnold.

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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:53 am

What chu' talkin' bout NormalSpeed?!?!  Pissed



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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:41 pm

I'd vote for her!
 
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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:43 pm

What chu' talkin' bout Sophiemaltese?


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RE: Porn Star To Run For Governor Of California

Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:20 pm

Arnold Shwollenpecker... Wink/being sarcastic
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