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Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 11:54 am

 Wow!  Wow! Big grin Big grin

 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:06 pm

That's utterly fantastic
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:08 pm

Don't you mean "udderly?" Big grin
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:10 pm

Not a COWardly act on their part.
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:13 pm

Nice milky shade of white....
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:15 pm

Think other planes will MOOve over?
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:21 pm

That just makes me want to say "Cowabanga!!!"
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:25 pm

I'm sure Delta's gunna milk as much publicity out of this as they can....
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:30 pm

Is this to insinuate that fact that if you fly on Delta, you're flying on a cattlecar?
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:55 pm

I wonder if that ship will be assigned to the milk runs??  Wink/being sarcastic  Nuts
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 12:58 pm

I always thought that when people refered to Delta as flying cows, that they were refering to the flight attendants.
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:05 pm

Platinum Moodallion has been flying for about a week now. She is part of CowParade Atlanta. I think she is somewhere in Midtown.
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:12 pm

When did Delta hire Gary Larson to be their advertising chief?
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:32 pm

Funny, I never thought flying pigs looked like cows? Although, I guess they both have udders. I wonder what they use to dump fuel?
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:41 pm

OOOOH my god,
Just viewed some of the lamest one liners in my life....

loved every second of it  Big thumbs up

Delta is trying to beef up their profits this quarter!
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:42 pm

Actually , on 2nd viewing, i didnt know DL ordered A380!!!

Its a joke airbus people, dont freak

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:51 pm

It's probably all STEERage...

*slaps self*

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:52 pm

where are the engine COWlings?
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:54 pm

With delta adding more new aircraft to their fleet, they are putting a lot at steak.

That was so bad
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:09 pm

This is what happens when airlines try to meat their schedules.

(It'll need a different approach to rump handling too)

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:20 pm

On Delta airlines you can "Eat More Chikin."
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 5:27 pm

Actually, that should be "Eat Mor Chikin"
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:22 pm

Are you likely to see the movie Raging Bull as part of the inflight entertainment.
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Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:13 am

Maybe, with the current financial crisis, DAL's management was on the 'horns' of a dilemma.

Or it could just be more 'bull' from marketing...

Sorry, all the "good" puns were taken Big grin . TC
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:16 am

That's Delta's new cashCOW!

B.T.W. Doesn't this have something to do with the exhibitions in Brussels about different cow's (200 i total) exposed all over Brussels, including 11 I think in BRU (maybe that's one of them!) This isn't a joke!
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:22 am

Just took a second look. Horns AND udders? DL still can't make up their mind on which way to go...

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:25 am

In a brilliant move, British Midland launches a counter attack... Big grin

 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:26 am

all these one-liners are putting me in great MOOd!
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:26 am

Delta needed another 737, so they got one from Southwest.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:39 am

Hope they MILK it for every cent it's worth. BTW, is there an in-flight chef???  Acting devilish
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 6:59 am

Is this Delta's way of beefing up aircraft performance?

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:25 am

hummmm...

that cow looks like my old Algebra II teatcher on college!

She is a russian lady with 1,90 meters and near 150 Kg.... heavy! Looks like a good fat ANTONOV! ihihihihihihihihihhih I'm bad!

How much trim and flaps she need to take off? ehhee.

Well, in Portugal we need a cow like that in TAP air portugal livery, because our national airline is so bad that they could sell the milk and get money to cover the financial crises and stop asking for money from the government, because we don't have money to equip the C-130 with water tanks to fight the fires on our woods, that are distroying the country... we also shouldn't finance broken airlines... so... the COW is just a Must Have! eheheh bitter!

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:26 am


I wonder why they decided to reVEAL this new plane now. If they think that it makes them the CREAM of the crop they BUTTER think again! This will not get them a PRIME CUT of the passenger market.
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:57 am

Holy Cow. This has got to be the Longest thread of one-liners I've ever seen!  Wow!
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:20 pm

MOOve over United, COWer in teh corner American, a new #1 is coming!

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 11, 2003 1:21 pm

What older planes are they putting OUT TO PASTURE to make room for these new-comers??
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:35 am

Some questions:
Will the Vets join the same union as the mechanics?

At altitude, would the udders leak ice cream or milkshake?

If the craft "raises tail" while airborne and damage or injury occurs below, would litigation be impossible on account of it just being too damn funny to take to court?

If the price of hay triples, would fares increase or would Delta take the hit?

If it blows a hoof at V1 and exits the runway, would it then begin grazing?

Would Airbus introduce a model with pleather replacing the Boeing leather

Would Paul McCartney refuse to fly on one?

Would it have a registration number or a brand?

Would it "moo" more or less than an L-1011 on take off?

Barn or hanger?

Would intercontinental flights be banned due to the Mad Cow disease quarantine?

...And since a bad one line pun seems to be required to join this thread...

This must have been the best fleet plan Delta HERD.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Tue Aug 12, 2003 12:38 am

Gives a new meaning to the word 'cattleclass'.
 
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:59 am

Some of those puns were pretty spotty. I cud do better.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:07 am

That is one horny flihgt attendant Delta!
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:05 am

I believe cows could do a good job taking over for Boeing and Airbus....




.... when pigs fly.



... oh, rite.

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 17, 2003 6:57 am

I heard Delta will be chartering the Dallas COWboys.

That wasn't very funny.. sorry to ruin the thread.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:08 am

I hope the shit will not hit any turboFAN when this beast has to poop.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 17, 2003 10:03 am

I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert.  Big grin Ok, that was a bit tasteless.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Sun Aug 17, 2003 10:15 pm

"I hear they are going to start serving COWPies for dessert. Ok, that was a bit tasteless."

Not really. Had you written Cow pee, then it would have been tasteless.  Big grin

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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:24 am

Please, can we stop the puns an MOOve on?
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 18, 2003 5:23 am

Come on guys I want to see some MOOre play on words.

I wonder if we can get a shot of the new Delta plane next to the MOOn.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:41 am

This is a BRAND new livery, I think. They only let little squirts on board.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:53 am

[fast running out of material:] I wonder how UA can STOMACH that one.
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RE: Delta Unveils New Secret Aircraft...

Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:28 pm

Hay! Come on! There is lots of great material out there!

I do predict that Delta, being based in Atlanta, Georgia, won't do very well for them. Why? Georgia men get into a cow at home for free. Why pay Delta?

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