trident3
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Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:20 pm

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!
"We are the warrior race-Tough men in the toughest sport." Brian Noble, Head Coach, Great Britain Rugby League.
 
L-188
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:40 pm

Lot of truth to this one......


Lot of truth.
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:48 pm

So true, so true...

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Matt D
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:14 pm

I couldn't agree more. Although given the number of charter NAMBLA members on this board, not a whol lot of folks here will be able to relate.
 
CPH-R
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:08 pm

Now, what's the matter with being a fan of Marlong Brando?  Wink/being sarcastic
 
EGGD
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:06 pm

I couldn't agree more...

Even if most of them are stereotypes, Stereotypes are more often than not, true  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:49 am

We die earlier because we have to put up with women's shit!
Go big or go home
 
bruno
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:03 am

Trident3 is going on my respected users list.


I agree 200%!
I support the women’s movement up and down!
 
Matt D
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:06 am

I can't WAIT to hear what Superfly has to say about this.
 
Thom@s
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 1:32 am

I thought THIS was why men die before women...





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cancidas
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 5:48 am

haha!

anyone see the commercial where some guy gets knocked in the head by a auromatic gate?
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IMissPiedmont
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sat Aug 16, 2003 4:10 pm

The post, I suspect, was meant as a joke. But it does point out the hypocrisy men face today. The world needs more James Cagneys with a grapefruit I think.

Look it up if you don't understand.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
The day you stop learning is the day you should die.
 
Boeing4ever
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:01 pm

How true, how true! TESTIFY! I wonder what the women of A.net would have to say to this.  Big grin

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ScarletHarlot
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Tue Aug 19, 2003 9:41 am

Geez, the guy who attaches himself to such a woman *deserves* to die!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Seriously guys, we're not all the stereotypical bitches you think we are. I, for one, am an unstereotypical bitch.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
But that was when I ruled the world
 
bmi330
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RE: Why Men Die Before Women

Tue Aug 19, 2003 10:37 am

So you think LOL. Its a fact women cause men pain always or at least 1's a month LOL. Women are the route of all evil and we men cant get enough of it.

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