Here is your rescue:
The Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG.
Featuring a 6 liter V12 engine producing 612 HP
and 1000 (in words: one thousand) NM of torque
that makes it probably the strongest factory sedan the world has ever seen. This engine brings the car (mind you, this is a luxury weighting more than 2 tons) to 100 in just 4,4 seconds. By default, the car is limited to 250 km/h, but if you ask kindly, the guys in Affalterbach will be happy to remove the limiter. The Dashboard should give you an idea in which speed regions the car is heading then:
Also soon available for other drivers feeling underpowered: SL65 AMG and CL65 AMG.
The question is whether this is the best time to introduce these cars considering the "Death Racer"-affair (luv ya Bild)
For people who don't have more than 200.000 € ready to spend on a car, the more I see it, the more I like the new Golf V: