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Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:47 am

Matt D my friend, the end is near. Our society has hit rock bottom to allow this sort of mayhem to occur.
Just yesterday on the radio, I heard the most grotesque noise imaginable to mankind.
It was a dance/techno mutilation of the Boston song 'Long Time'.  Crying

A dance/techno version!
It sounded awful!  Pissed
I am just wondering if Tom Sholtz and Brad Delph know anything about this.
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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:55 am

Yikes.

Now THAT kind of abomination is good reason to fly flags at half staff.

"It's been such a long time
I think I should be going
Time doesn't wait for me
It keeps on going"


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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:00 am

I don't even want to picture it.


It could be worse possibly.

What would your thoughts be about a country western version?
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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:02 am

Comparing a dance versus Country version of a timeless rock-n-roll classic such as "Long Time" is like debating which tastes better:

sand or shoe polish.
 
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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:09 am

I know it's very painful. It's almost on par with the events of 9/11.  Sad


L-188:
What would your thoughts be about a country western version?

Well if Jerry Reed did it, it would sound awesome.  Smile
Good country died about 20 years ago. Now it's just a bunch of pretty boy wimps singing love songs.  Pissed
I want to smell the whisky on the lead singers breath when I listen to country.  Smile
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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 6:51 am

Well here's a further abomination for you - a bluegrass "tribute" to the music and songs of Boston! There is an oxymoron of epic proportions (but not as epic as the penultimate oxymoron - Bad Blowjob  Big thumbs up) - Bluegrass Boston!

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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:10 pm

Guys, you gotta be rolling this out just to see who bites... right?

Or send me a link so I can hear this rubbish.

Is nothing sacred?
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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:09 pm

Or send me a link so I can hear this rubbish.

Is nothing sacred?


Careful what you ask for...

http://www.americanaconnect.com/review_query.asp?reviewID=171

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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:57 pm

Agreed. It isn't country unless the singer 1) has a wrinkled, weatherbeaten face (brought about from actually working with cattle and horses 2) Has a belt buckle that points almost straight down as a result of his man sized belly, 3) spits tobacco between verses and 4) reeks of Jim Beam or Jack Daniels.

These wusses like Garth only appeal to suburbanized wannabes who have office jobs, drive their Expeditions, and have never actually had any experience with cattle that wasn't in the form of prime rib.
 
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Perfect Country & Westrn Song

Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:14 am

"Well I was drunk
The day my mom
Got outta prison
So I went
To pick her up
In the rain

But before
I could get
to the prison
in my Pick-uuuuup truck

She got run over
By a danged ol' train!"

That, excerpted from You Never Even Call Me By My Name by David Allan Coe, is what he describes as the "perfect country and western song."

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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:38 am

Sccutler:
Now that sounds like a fine country tune.

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RE: Matt D; Doomsday Is Here!

Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:48 am

An old joke you've probably heard:


What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

A: You get your wife, your truck, and your dog back.

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