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Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:43 am

Ya, I know what your thinking. This barely counts as news, I just happened to stumble onto it over at fark.com and thought I would post the link for those who are intersted. I'm pretty sure that the main cause would have to be 'Gigli'.

Maybe now Ben can go back to making somewhat decent films, and J Lo can just dissapear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/117476p-105867c.html
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:49 am

I figured this would be coming, now there just like the other 10 million hollywood couples that havent worked out.
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:50 am

Who the hell cares? One thing that really annoys me is that people actually care about these people's lives and worship them like the second coming of God.
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:20 am

Do I give a crap?

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P.S. This counts as national breaking news. And it's a god damn shame, too.

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:22 am

Was I the only person expecting to see that they'd been assassinated by star-struck obsessive fans???
 
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:42 am

Or people angry about the $7.00 they forked out to watch that atrocious movie they put out?
 
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:57 am

Oh no, and he bought her a new Rolls Royce Phantom!!! I'm am so shocked!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I hate these overpaid phoney people.

I wonder what happens to the car now? hehe
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 2:00 am

"Oh no, and he bought her a new Rolls Royce Phantom!!! I'm am so shocked!!!"

I guess she was just in it for the car... I didn't know J Lo was a Calgary girl, LOL.  Big grin
 
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:19 am

So true Chris, so very true.

It truly is sad when this is national news, more likely international.
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:27 am

It IS amazing that the lives of these two idiots makes national news. Like anyone should give a shit about these two stuck-up people.

Having said that, I think it's hysterical that they have to have PR people SPIN their breakup!  Laugh out loud
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:02 am

Just when I thought it couldn't happen...it did! My level of care has reached a NEW all time low.
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:03 am


Hey J'Lo I am available!
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:05 am

Ugh!!! Can someone please make these people go away?
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:34 am

Is this really a suprise to anyone at all and does anyone really care.
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:39 am

So he JUST realized that her ass was fat now?

*shakes head*

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Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:40 am

Hey Ben. I'm available!

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:59 am

Damn, I had my tux ready. Guess I won't talk to them anymore.

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:15 am

Hey J'Lo I am available!

Why in God's name would ANYONE want that stuck-up, self-important premadonna? Put a big "L" on your forehad if you do.
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:30 am


Alpha 1

Oh hell! Think of all the toys that J'Lo can buy you, she is worth a small fortune. I would paint a big "L" on my forehead with pride and one on my arse, as I will be driving the fancy car.

Sheesh, get a sense of humor mate, life is tooooo short.
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:42 am

Big deal, Midnight Mike. Fancy cars and lots of money don't make happiness, especially when tied down to a bitch like that. Maybe it's that I'm not a material kind of person, so that kind of stuff wouldn't to squat for me, in terms of being happy in life. I couldn't live with someone like here for all the money in the world.
 
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:46 am

Alpha 1

Live! Oh hell no, was just talking about maybe a couple of weeks of a little fun, let her spend some money on me, maybe buy all members of Airliners.net a case of beer, & then dump the bitch. Besides, once the chicks see ya hanging out with J'Lo it will get them curious about you, I call that investing.
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:50 am

Midnight Mike, she spends money on HER. In HER world, there is only HER, and no one else. Live with that-even for a few weeks of "fun"? Forget it.

And once the chicks see someone else hang out with J-Lo, they'll question your taste in women.
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:40 pm

I blame the media.

No one cares who murdered Jon-Benet. No one cares if OJ did it or not. No one cares about Ben and JLo. No one cares because EVERY FREAKIN' HOUR we get updates. If we want them or not, we get in-depth reporting. Tabloids at the check out line at the market, during drive time on the radio. We get blasted with so much crap that we just stop caring. Anyone from the media listening?

They must be headed to the Kobe Bryant trial......

Excuse me while I kill my TV and burn more CDs......

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Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:46 pm

"Breaking News! Ben and Jlo No More! "

I find it sad that we actually give up a portion of our lives to be involved with the business of others whether or not they care...oh wait that's called normal. :-

Still sad; I mean, who cares?

Note : I did not reply that I didn't like it or otherwise.

I guess some of us are not guilty of having adulterous 'bate fantasies...
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:58 pm

"No one cares who murdered Jon-Benet. No one cares if OJ did it or not."

The father looks really suspicious. Wouldn't you agree? OJ did do it, otherwise he wouldn't have ran from the police.

LOL

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Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:48 pm

Alpha 1. Did you miss the line where MidnightMike said "have a sense of humor"? Besides, you act like you know J-lo personally, and not from what the 'media' portrays. If doubleM wants to tap that ass more power too him. Hell, I'd give her the root as well!  Big grin
 
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Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:32 pm


KROC

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Mon Sep 15, 2003 11:14 pm

To me, it is a matter of almost supernatural indifference.
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:22 am

< sarcasm >

Oh no, I disagree, this is very important news. You see, I spend my life glued to the TV wondering which star relationships are going to work out or not, you know, I was real worried about Matt LeBlanc a while back but that turned out fine. Now Jlo and Ben, you know, it matters alot to me because I saw Pearl Harbor and Ben Affleck is a big influence on my life and if he manages to get married maybe that means I have a chance at a date in the future, you know, because his life directly affects mine.

I feel like I now Ben personally, I wish him best of luck, and Jlo is a hottie tht I care a great deal about....I hope it works out for those two...my own happiness is at stake...

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:42 am

Wow.

And I bet you all read "Molar Monthly" instead of "People" magazine at the Dentist's office.

For a bunch of people who claim not to give a damn about the dreadful duo, you folks sure have a lotta opinions on them, their cars, their butt size, etc etc.

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:46 am

I dont even think its true. Just gossip that got out of hand.

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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:55 am

Just weighing in with something I found on MSNBC.com:

According to a story that appeared in the London Mirror last week, before news of the cancellation, Jenny from the Block threw a “hissy fit” because the waiter at a posh L.A. restaurant wouldn’t make her a milkshake. “Fiance Ben Affleck tried to calm the situation and even offered staff at Kate Mantalini’s $100 to whip one up,” reported the paper. “Ben pulled out a wedge of cash, saying I’ve got to get a shake for my girl.”

The waiter wouldn’t co-operate, but luckily, Ben got a hold of the restaurant manager and persuaded him to whip up a shake, so that little episode has a happy ending. But the Scoop can’t help but wonder if the thought of buying $100 milkshakes until death do them part gave Ben a serious case of cold feet.


I'm sorry, but assuming this story is true, I can't see anyone marrying such an inflexible taker like Jennifer Lopez. Of course, part of the problem stems from the fact that (according to the article) Affleck HATES confrontation, and never stood up to her.

So guys...if you've got a backbone of steel, there's a newly-single primadonna on the market.

I just hope the next guy she falls for does an Ivan Drago on her and announces, "I MUST BREAK YOU," and tames her before proposing.
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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:42 am

"No one cares who murdered Jon-Benet. No one cares if OJ did it or not. No one cares about Ben and JLo. No one cares because EVERY FREAKIN' HOUR we get updates. If we want them or not, we get in-depth reporting. Tabloids at the check out line at the market, during drive time on the radio. We get blasted with so much crap that we just stop caring. Anyone from the media listening?"

Don't disagree with this sentiment at all. Trouble is, all that s**t sells papers, attracts TV and radio ads, and gets devoured by people who actually think it's news. It even gets threads going on websites. To paraphrase Carl Sagan, there's "billions and billions and billions" of dollars to be made pedalling this stuff.

You don't like it? Stop reading it, watching it and listening to it. It will cure itself if the audience vanishes.


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RE: Breaking News! Ben And Jlo No More!

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:23 am

nobody wants to hear good news. Bad news sells. It's a funny thing, everyone prays for good news but when it comes no one wants to hear it.

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