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Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:44 am

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Doctors in Australia have urged people to not to attempt Jackass style stunts after a man burnt his genitals in a firecracker accident.
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_816233.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

What an idiot. At least he won't be able to transmit his stupidity to other generations.

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Alessandro
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 6:47 am

Hate the JackAss series, 2 youngsters beat up a disabled man in Sweden because of this. Idiots....
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:24 am

"Hate the JackAss series, 2 youngsters beat up a disabled man in Sweden because of this. Idiots...."

And McDonald's made you fat. Come on, it's ultimately your decision what you do in your life, not some TV show.

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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:25 am

A kid here in Ohio was just sentenced to a years' probation for pulling a Jackass-like stunt on a friend. He microwaved a cup of water for three minutes, then threw it on his sleeping friend. Result: first and second degree burns all over the friend's back.

http://www.nbc4columbus.com/news/2231934/detail.html
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:41 am

does this count as a darwin award?
 
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:11 am

RednGold,

Actually I saw a Judge Judy case that was similar to that!

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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:30 am

you know, when you are dumb enough to not be able to distingush reality and tv, then you deserve a darwin award. they're a waste of sperm in my book.
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milemaster
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:49 am

I don't see what the problem is.

Stupid kids nearly killing themselves because they are so retarded that they copy stunts they see on TV.

This is natural selection folks.. the bottom of the food chain.
 
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:49 pm

That sounds to me like a bit more than a firecracker, more like an M80. But lets see, shoving 1/8 of a stick of dynamite up your ass and lighting the fuse? Yep, Darwinism at it's best.
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:35 pm

The only thing better would have been if the guy said "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!" before it exploded! The only reason that this wouldn't qualify for a Darwin Award is the idiot in question did not remove himself from the gene pool directly (although, you might be able to give it to him since he apparently removed his genes from the pool by default, thereby not passing them along to further generations of idiots). I guess his friends can now call him "The Thunder from Down Under"!  Laugh out loud

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Alessandro
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:01 pm

UAL747, compare it with drunk driving, if you drive drunk and kill yourself I wouldn´t care too much, but if you drive drunk and run over a kid I would be angry. So a TV show that promote drunk driving would make me angry...
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:13 pm

Not again. Are these people so dumb they can't tell reality from fiction? Or are they just too bored and have nothing to do so they do foolish acts like these? Well, at least this guy won't be able to pass his stupidity/foolishness to the next generation.

Do I smell a lawsuit?

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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:14 pm

Lubcha132, no I think you have to be killed doing something stupid to qualify for a Darwin award.
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:35 pm

I say if he is stupid enouf to blow up his gentlemens department, let him... Atleast he wont pass on the stupidity that way...


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milemaster
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:40 am

Do I smell a lawsuit?

No.. I just smell roasted testicles.
 
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RE: Man Seriously Injured In JackAss Like Stunt

Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:38 am

Graham, you're right. But they have honerable mentions  Big thumbs up

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