Matt D
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Dr. Seuss On Aging

Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:51 am

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass

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RE: Dr. Seuss On Aging

Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:56 am

DAMN! I cannot screw as it is now. You mean its going to get worse?

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RE: Dr. Seuss On Aging

Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:30 pm

God, even AA61hvy could have done better than that...
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RE: Dr. Seuss On Aging

Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:36 pm

Just because as usual these days you have no comeback for anything (rather Arsenal like), does not give you free reign to try and use the old "AA61hvy could have done better" reply.
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RE: Dr. Seuss On Aging

Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:44 am

Yeah that whole AA61hvy come back is old news.. Get some new material.

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