How about the one where Les is reporting on the tornados using a script for if the Russians attack. I believe his words were ......we are being attacked by those godless Tornados!
From the Thanksgiving episode.
Les Nessman: "I see something being dropped out of the helicopter......OH MY
GOD, they're Turkeys!!!!!!"
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