saintsman
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The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:36 pm

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:00 pm

"I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits"

JCS17 has big tits, throw a wig on him, and you won't know the difference.
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vaporlock
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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:28 am

Saintsman, thanks for sharing that info with us! At least you still seem to have a great sence of humor...... Maybe you shouldn't look so hard and I bet you'll find the right person!

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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:37 am

Big tits is the criteria now, eh? Hmm... I think I'll be alright then.
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Qb001
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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sun Sep 28, 2003 1:55 am

You know what they say? There are two types of woman, the one type you introduce to your mother, and the one type you have fun with.

Seriously tough, big tits set aside (maybe the fact that my wife is 36C makes it easy for me to be serious  Innocent ), I think it really boils down to the very fundamental values one truly cherish.

I wanted kids. And if you want kids, I firmly believe you need to be in a very serious and stable relationship. When I met my wife, I was pretty sure that I could have all of that with her.

Maybe our relationship is not always very exciting, but I now am the proud father of two wonderful kids, and it more than compensates for everything else I might be missing.
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saintsman
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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:20 am

Phyllis,

Thank you for the sentiments but I have to confess to being happily married with two children.

It is a good story though Big grin
 
vaporlock
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RE: The Ultimate Dating Advice

Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:23 am

Well, you get an "A" for making me laugh! And like I said before......you have a great sence of humor!

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