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Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:35 am

Which Airline?

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting
next to him.

He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous, she must be a flight
attendant! But which airline does she work for?" He looked at her again, and scratched his chin.

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airlines Slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare, and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next, his eyes lit up. He snapped his finger! He turned to her again and this time tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly
skies?" This time the woman savagely turned on him, "What the F U C K do you want, assHOLE?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said...."Aaaahhh,
Air Canada!"
 
cancidas
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:40 am

that joke has been spread around since he beginning of the airline industry. [well, whenever it started] it was funny the first few times i heard it. sorry.
"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
 
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:45 am

Geez, coming from Poland, that really shatters me.
 
Mr Spaceman
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:00 am

Hi there Canadi>nBoy.

Good Joke! Big grin hehehe

I guess it's safe to say the guy never offered to buy her a drink!  Laugh out loud


Chris  Smile
"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"
 
fly727
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 7:36 am

Johan needs to ENLARGE the "Search" hyperlink of the forums.
Posted like 3 times already.
RM  Big grin
There are no stupid questions... just stupid people!
 
emiratesa345
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:08 am

What does his being Polish have to do with anything?

I hope you realize that your whole country is made up of immigrants.

EmiratesA345  Yeah sure
You and I were meant to fly, Air Canada!
 
redngold
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:55 am

I've heard Northwest, America West, and a few others inserted in that last spot. Delta and American's slogans always keep them out of the sights.
Up, up and away!
 
Aircanada
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:31 am

Okay, I have to admit, even as an employee of AC, that was funny. Sometimes it's nice when things get posted more than once as I wasn't around when it was posted before.

Will definitely be adding that to my "Airline Jokes Wall" in my bedroom.

Regards,
Andrew.
 
cancidas
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:12 pm

ok, i'm polish born and bred but i live in NYC right now. it's in my profile.

[Edited 2003-10-09 06:13:13]
"...cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home."
 
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RE: Which Airline (Joke)

Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:34 pm

What happened to Canadi>nBoy? Did he delete himself?
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