10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:
1. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
Our office email has been getting a lot of spam emails lately, most of them trying to sell Viagra or prescription drugs. Have noticed a trend where I get a similiar email from 2-3 users on the same day. This was one of the very few that I could actually laugh at.