airlinelover
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Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:43 am

SImple question.. Do you know someone who is a mother that you would like to f***?????? (Remember, Stifler's mom was the MILF of the American Pie series)

My ex-girlfriend was a MILF.. Well, I used to like to f*** her..  Big grin


Let's hear 'em!!

Chris
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cancidas
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:52 am

my best freind's wife. damn!
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KROC
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:54 am

My ex-girlfriend was a MILF.. Well, I used to like to f*** her..

That is he lamest thing I have ever read. Your ex-girlfriend was a MILF? So she wa older, and had hd kids? Well.....maybe not a MILF, but you "used to like to F her"? Anytime you want to change your statement...I'm all for it.

And yes, I do know a MILF. There is one across the street and over one house, and another, that is freakin' MINT 2 houses down. We have ran together a few times. Her old man left her (why, I have no idea) a few months or so ago...best believe I'm trying to find a way up in that.  Big grin
 
covert
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:11 am

Do You Know A Milf?

Yes, several.
none
 
airlinelover
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:23 am

KROC- She is 17 days older then me.. She was born on Jan. 12, 1979, and I was born on Jan. 29, 1979...
She claimed to me that her kid came along as a result of rape, which I later learned was false (after we broke up of course)..

But she IS a mom, and I liked to f*** her..


Chris
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UAL747
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:37 am

I used to date this girl, her dad was Vince Orza. My fellow Oklahoman's would know who he is. He ran for Governor twice, and lost both times. Anyway, his wife, Patty, was probably the hottest mom I'd ever seen in my life. Seriously, this chick had it going on. Maybe some OKlahomans can make some more comments on her.

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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:38 am

AirlineLover,

Your MILF is 3 years YOUNGER than me. Hardly qualifies. (Yes I understand she is a mom.) IMO, a MILF is over 35 at least.

And yes, I do work with many MILF's
 
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 11:50 am

Yes-my wife.  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 2:42 pm

I'll be 46 in 2 months. All I know is MILFs.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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AWspicious
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 3:15 pm

"Her old man left her (why, I have no idea) a few months or so ago..."

KROC;
There's a saying: She might look hot, but some other guy is tired of putting up with her crap
I'm sure some of us can attest to that...

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CactusA319
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 3:17 pm


Yeah I know a couple. I currently date one.

 
KROC
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:06 pm

A.W. I understand that better than most. I am divorced after all...  Big grin
 
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:45 am

MY BEST FRIENDS MOM!!!!
DAMN TAP THAT ***

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DeltaJAX
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:23 pm

Stacy's Mom

filler
filler
filler
 
FlyVirgin744
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Mon Oct 20, 2003 2:25 pm

I agree Deltajax, shes got it going on!
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pl4nekr4zy
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Tue Oct 21, 2003 3:19 am

Hey guys back off! Stacy's mom is mine!

lol I love that song.
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Shawn Patrick
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:10 pm

Shit I was gonna say Stacy's mom  Big thumbs up
 
hartsfieldboy
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Tue Oct 21, 2003 12:51 pm

I know at least three families with several MILFs in São Paulo. Hell, even one of the GRANDMOTHERS in one of the families is STILL hot. A few of the teenage daughters in those families are promising to be MILFs one day, also.

Damn, I love Brazil.  Smile
 
AWspicious
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:20 am

I've resisted this thread this long, but, I can't stay silent any longer.
YES! YES, I KNOW ONE!!
There... I've said it! I've confessed! Now, to stand the consequences. Her daughter reads these posts. Thing is, I'm banking the daughter will also be a MILF.... If only I play my cards right... Which I don't seem to be doing... By her estimation...
(Anybody got a queen of hearts?)  Sad
I should add - The daughter is 25.

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[Edited 2003-10-21 18:39:57]
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usair1489
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:23 am

I know one from school and I always hit on her...but I would not date her. I wouldn't date any milfs for that matter (why bother being with a kid that's not yours?).
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DeltaRules
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:57 am

I know at least three.....I wouldn't consider taking a run at any of them, though.

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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Thu Oct 23, 2003 9:49 pm

I work at a childrens indoor playcentre designed for 3-4 year olds in a rapid growth area consisting of 45 percent of the local population being under 40 years old and 20 percents of that being 20-30 years of age.. the MILF's at work are the only thing keeping me from strangling their whinging children.
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AWspicious
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:29 am

High Flyer69;
Thanks for providing me with the heartiest laugh of the day  Laugh out loud

a.w.
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goingboeing
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:40 am

It would have to be my wife.
 
airlinelover
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:55 am

Hartsfieldboy- Wouldn't they be G-MILF's????


And DANG!! After seeing the Stacy's mom video, Stifler's mom is out :-P

Chris
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 7:30 am

I don't think most of you understand the true meaning of MILF. Yes you may have MILFs your age, but they're MILFs for a younger generation. A MILF is like your best friend's mom, your girlfriend's mom. Basically, somebody that is old enough to be your mom.
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airlinelover
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RE: Do You Know A Milf?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:03 pm

Then I definately do  Laugh out loud

My mom's neighbor.. almost 40, but DAMN!! looks not even 32!!! She's had 3 kids and I think most guys are envious of her man..

Chris
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