ly772
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Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:51 am

Okay, so I feel that I have to share this. Their is a football (soccer for the yankees here) player from my home country of Israel called Alon Mizrahi. Now this guy is the dumbest athlete ever. Here are just some of his quotes:

the most famous:
"I want to play either in Europe or Spain"

some more:
"We had bad luck and we didn't have luck" (the first "bad luck" he said in English.)

"I had nothing to prove and I proved it today"

"our team needs to not recieve more less goals"

i have some more that i will add later
 
fly727
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RE: Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 am

Not really funny, but put me to think; something I read somewhere:

"May God give you two times of what you wish to me."

RM  Smile
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Qb001
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RE: Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:06 am

LY772,

In your country, it's an athlete who speaks like that. Here in Canada, it's our Prime Minister. You should have heard his famous speech about banning nuclear weapons otherwise kids could play with them and it creates violence...
Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory.
 
aloges
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RE: Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:27 am

LY772,

seems like headers do screw around with footballers' brains, eh?  Laugh out loud
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jcs17
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RE: Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:55 am

This is one that is frequently said around the fraternity house, it was alledgedly said by a sorority girl several years ago, drunk off her ass.

Its an affirmative answer to a question: "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

An odd mix between, "Does the pope say mass on Sunday," and "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
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ly772
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RE: Funny Quotes That You Never Heard

Wed Oct 22, 2003 3:13 pm

Here are some more:
"I want to play in Europe, and I've said in to the press aswell as newspapers and television."

"A pyramid you build from the top"

"When was I last on the national team? 6-7 years ago? I was 20 back then. Today I am 29"

"the Israeli footballer needs to make a 360 degrees change"

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