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Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:03 am

BEST:
too many to name, really...

"Horsefucker *zap* Ow!! That hurt goddammit! *zap* Ow!! Fuck! *zap* .....This isn't fair you sons of bitches! *zap* Ow!!"
~Eric Cartman, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

"Houston, we have a problem"
~Tom Hanks, Apollo13



WORST:

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else."
~Halle Berry, X-Men
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:17 am

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:05 am

Go ahead......make my day.....
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:33 am

Worst: "I almost had you" (Paul Walker Fast and the Furious)

Best: "I must break you" (Dolph Lundgren Rocky IV)
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:17 am

Finch....get the f*** away from that ficus, that is a jizz free ficus!

Stifler, American Pie II

I hate to admit it, but one of my favorites!

Rgds,

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:20 am

Here's a good one:

"Did she hurt you, Jack?"
"Yeah, she did."
"I'm sorry."
"What are you sorry about?"
"That you're hurt."
"I'm not hurt."
"You just said you were hurt."
"I'm not hurt."
"I just asked you if you were hurt, and you said, 'Yeah, I'm hurt'."
"Well, that's because you made me say that."
"You're a grown man, Jack, you're in control of your own words."
"You're Godd*mn right I am...and here's two more words for you: shut the f*ck up."

-Jonathan (Charles Grodin) and Jack (Robert DeNiro) in Midnight Run
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:31 am

Another one:

"We're not going to white-collar resort prison! No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE A** prison!"

-Michael (David Herman) in Office Space
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:31 am

A few Good Men

Jessep: "You want answers?"
Kaffee: "I think I'm entitled."
Jessep: "YOU WANT ANSWERS?"
Kaffee: "I WANT THE TRUTH!
Jessep: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"


Tim
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:37 am

Yet another one:

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the p*ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

-Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:43 am

Hey 777fan,

Also from AP2...
Whack away Jim.. whack away!

I like..
I feel the need... THE NEED, FOR SPEED!
-Top Gun

It's In The HOLE!
-Caddyshack

I'm ALL Highway!
- Farva, Super Troopers

Its easy to grin when your ship comes in,
and you got the stock market beat.
But a man who's worthwhile
Is a man who can smile
When his shorts aren't too tight in the seat!

-Judge Smails, Caddyshack

Ooh! The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a HOOK in it!
-Al Czervik, (Rodney Dangerfield) Caddyshack

GG
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:43 am

I usually forget the bad quotes fast. So here are some of my favourites:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The Usual Suspects

So you lie to yourself to be happy--there's nothing wrong with that. We all do it. Who cares if there's a few little details you'd rather not remember.
Memento

My name is Lester Burnham, this is my neighborhood, this is my street, this is my life. I am 42 years old, in less than a year I will be dead. Of course i don't know that yet, and in a way I'm dead already.
American Beauty

It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either.
American Beauty

Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they aren't too crowded.
Titanic

Thomas
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:48 am

That one is a classic from Bull Durham!

How about this one from Major League:


Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes)
"Hey what league did you come from?"

Rich Vaughn (Charlie Sheen)
"California Penal League"
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:56 am

Staying with American Beauty

"Don't mess with me, mister, or I'll divorce you so fast it will make your head spin!"

"On what grounds? I'm not a drunk, I don't f*ck other women, I've never hit you, I don't mistreat you. I don't even try to touch you, because you've made it so abundantly clear how unnecessary you consider me to be! But I did support you before you got your license, and some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours. So, turn off the light when you come to bed!"

-Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey)



Worst quote:

Anything that comes out of Ben Affleck's hole... Big grin
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:59 am

One of Ben Affleck's pieces of crap.

I want a piece of god damn pecan pie!

-Reindeer games

Totally worthless movie!

Another one from American Pie

"Go trig-boy, its your birthday"

The group of guys watching Jim trying not to blow his wad with Nadia!

God, I love those movies!
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:01 am

777fan:
Willie Mays Hays (Wesley Snipes)
"Hey what league did you come from?"

It is actually: "What the hell league you been playin in?"

 Big grin
Its one of my fav movies
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:10 am

Here are some good ones from American Beauty:

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell. You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?

Lester Burnham: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing.


Lester Burnham: look at me, jerking off in the shower...This will be the high point of my day it's all down hill from here

Carolyn Burnham: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this type of behavior is something to be proud of.
Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
Carolyn Burnham: How dare you speak to me that way in front of her. And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me, on the same day that you LOSE your job.
Lester Burnham: Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

These are mainly conversations but there still funny

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:17 am

Best - "Sit down and shut up you big, bald f*ck!" - Dennis Farina, Snatch

Worst - "You had me at hello" - Rene Zellewegger, Jerry McGuire
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 6:20 am

Best:

Aren't these exciting times we live in...gas is over a buck a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole - Martin Mull in Serial
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:40 am

"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule." Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson) Clerks

"Look at that! You can't see that, I'm on radio!"
Hyannisport broadcaster in Slapshot

Some of my favorites are from Swingers:
Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

[Why Sue carries a gun.]
Sue: People get carjacked.
Trent: Who's gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Car?

Trent: I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.


Some really bad ones:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/quotes
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:58 am

Here's one...

"Preparations A through G failed...introducing, Preparation H!"
Dr. Evil in "Goldmember"
Shut up and calculate.
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:19 am

Best:
“Men, it’s been a long war; it’s been a tough war. You have fought bravely, proudly for your country. You are a special group. We found in one another a bond that exists only in combat. My brothers, we’ve shared foxholes, helped each other in dire moments. We’ve seen death and suffered together. I am proud to have served with each and every one of you. You deserve long and happy live in peace.”

On the last episode of Band of Brothers (#10 points), said by the German commander to his troops right after they surrendered. Very touching...

 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:28 am

Although I find it somewhat sacreligious, one of my favorites right now has to be...

Mrs. Sommers: Pray for us while we're on the road.
[Lolly Ann watches her mother go out the door and get in the car with her father, a preacher. They drive away.]
Lolly Ann: Dear God, please watch over my parents while they're on the highway, so the ground might open up and swallow them whole.

"Last Best Sunday."
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:56 pm

Worst: What'd you put in that sandwhich? - Dom Torreto(Vin Diesel) F & F 1

Best: ( or one of my favorates): We all work jobs we hate so we can go home and buy shit we dont need.- Tyler Durden(Brad Pitt) Fight Club
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:44 pm

AA61hvy,

Thanks for the correction. I thought I had it wrong and I actually went home and put the DVD in to check!!!!!

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:32 am

Hows i the DVD? I was thinking about buying it? Any good extras?
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:38 am

"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" John Belushi in Animal House

"We have a pond and a pool, the pond would be good for you." Chevy Chase to Bill Murray in Caddie shack

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:08 am

More American Pie........


Michelle: And this one time.....at band camp......I stuck a flute in my P*****


Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!

Caddyshack......

Ty Webb: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.

Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college.
Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

One of my favorites from Dirty Harry......

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


AA61hvy, I have the first DVD of Major League. I think there is a newer one with more extras, but I am not sure. The one I have does not have very many bells and whistles. Kind of like the first version DVD of Animal House!
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:39 pm

From Scarface, Tony Montana

You want to fuck with me? You fuck with Tony Montana, you fuck with the best.

All in the middle of that great shootout scene at the end.
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:52 pm

"Say goodbye to all of this and hello to oblivion"
Richard O'Brien inThe Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:23 pm

"I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives"
Winona Ryder in Reality Bites
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:27 pm

Best:
"Suck it up princess." Han Solo in Star Wars.

Worst:
"You complete me." Some neurotic needy woman in some awful movie.
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:23 am

Now some favorites from Clint:

Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.
---
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.
---
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither!

The Outlaw Joesy Wales

Harry Callahan: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
---
Harry Callahan: We're not just going to let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me.

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:36 pm

From.......The Big Lebowski<<<

The Big Lebowski:"Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?"

The Dude: "Sure, that and a pair of testicles."

&&&&

The Dude: "I'm the Dude so that's what you call me..ya know ah, that or his Dudeness or duder or El Dudereno if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

&&&&

(Donny confuses Lenin with Lennon)
Donny: "I am the Walrus."
Walter: "Shut the f#ck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"
Donny: "What the f*ck is he talking about?"

&&&&

(Walter eulagizing Donny)

I'll say a few words. Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was. . . He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer explored the beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos. And he was an avid bowler. And a good friend. He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men, at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who. . . who loved bowling. And so, Theodore--Donald--Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Goodnight, sweet prince.

&&&&

(The *stranger* was sort of the narrator)

The Stranger: "Darkness warshed over the Dude-darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom."
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:51 pm

"Once they get that syrup in them, they get all antsy in the pantsy"

- Super Troopers
 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:00 pm

Best Quote...

"But I need me liver."

 
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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:02 pm

"Back in the mid 1950's the government started a little under-funded agency with a simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet." -Tommy Lee Jones, MIB

Watch 007 Die Another Day for tons of bad lines.

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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:36 pm

"Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes"
The Godfather

"Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party"
The Producers

"You get the guns, I'll get the Cannoli"
The Godfather

"I love the smell like Napalm in the morning"
Apocalypse Now

""Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."
Good Morning Vietnam

""How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"
"I'd say you've had enough!"
Blazing Saddles





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RE: Best & Worse Movie Quotes?

Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:52 am

hmm, how could we forget this one:


"Tell me about it, every time I hear that name I shutter!"

"Mufasaaaa"

*shivers* "oooohhhhhh..... do it again!"  Smile
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