jcs17
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Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:49 am

My fraternity is having an associate (our fraternity does not call us 'pledges') date auction in a couple of weeks and we're supposed to pick out a song to have played while we're being introduced. I have no clue what song to use--it should be relatively funny with sexual overtones. Anyone have any ideas?
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pacificjourney
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:54 am

"Too drunk to fuck" by The Dead Kennedy's.

Ought to make you a popular item.
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:57 am


Macho Man by the Village People.

 
covert
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:01 am

You definately will have a lot of fun with the Village People..

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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:08 am

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:34 am

A few suggestions:

"Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye
"I Want Your Sex' by George Michael
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:05 pm

It's an obvious one, but someone's got to do it:

"It's Raining Men"
 
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:11 pm

My god, I didn't know anyone else on this site would know and like the Dead Kennedys... Definitely use that song, it's funny.
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jcs17
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:41 pm

Are you being offered for sale or are they trying to bribe someone to go out on a date with you?

We're being auctioned, Sean. We already had our slave for a day silent auction, I fetched a nice $70. Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:45 pm

Even more obvious.

"Short Dick Man" by Gillete
 
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:46 pm

What did she make you do Jcs? Shave her legs and take her garbage out?
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:47 pm

Too bad the girl that made me her slave for the day was absolutely revolting.

This is hilarious! Some girl pays $70 for you, and you're insulted by the way she looks/acts? You should be flattered - take her out, have a nice time, give her some bone...

 
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RE: Help Me Pick Out A Song For My Date Auction

Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:36 pm

"Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt N Pepa. Big grin

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