Gee, what an EARTHSHAKING revelation!
Next, she'll be admitting that she actually likes to EAT and DRINK, too! Probably the only thing she won't admit to is READING and we can believe that, based on her littany of air-headed statements over the last few years!
"Just the other day I heard on the radio that Christina Aguilara had some trouble getting through airport security. After going through the detector a few times and being wanded, she finally revealed that she had her clit or labia (can't remember exactly) pierced. They took her word for it and allowed her on the aircraft."
Yes, Ms. Aguilera must be the TSA
's WORST NIGHTMARE!