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Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:00 am

Just a little news about Britney Spears. Just when you think she wouldn't do anything more shocking after kissing Madonna and than admitting her and Justin did have sex. She admitted in a coming issue of People she loves to masturbate. I just saw it on CNN also.  Smile

I'm wondering what she's has plans to tell next!!
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:09 am

Interesting!

Just the other day I heard on the radio that Christina Aguilara had some trouble getting through airport security. After going through the detector a few times and being wanded, she finally revealed that she had her clit or labia (can't remember exactly) pierced. They took her word for it and allowed her on the aircraft.

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:11 am

Man, What is the world coming to?
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:20 am

Uh...ahuh huh.. you said "cumming"

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:23 am

All the hot and sassy Britt talk sounds more like a career move to me.
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:46 am

Looks like a large number of the members of the A.net forums share something in common with Britney..........................................................................
 
KROC
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:51 am

Damnit. Srbmod beat me to a version of my post.  Big grin
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:00 am

Gee, what an EARTHSHAKING revelation!  Insane Next, she'll be admitting that she actually likes to EAT and DRINK, too! Probably the only thing she won't admit to is READING and we can believe that, based on her littany of air-headed statements over the last few years!

"Just the other day I heard on the radio that Christina Aguilara had some trouble getting through airport security. After going through the detector a few times and being wanded, she finally revealed that she had her clit or labia (can't remember exactly) pierced. They took her word for it and allowed her on the aircraft."

Yes, Ms. Aguilera must be the TSA's WORST NIGHTMARE!  Big grin

 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:12 am

Once a skank, always a skank, eh, Brittany?  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:12 am

If this whole singing thing for some reason does not work later in the future I am willing to bet she could make some good money making Adult Videos.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:15 am

Alpha 1...right on schedule.  Big grin

I knew the skank comment was coming at least before the 15th post.  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:18 am

Well, KROC, it was all in when I got home from work. And do you think I could pass THAT up? No way.

At least I didn't call her a douche bag.  Wink/being sarcastic

[Edited 2003-11-14 03:20:46]
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:23 am

"She admitted in a coming issue of People she loves to masturbate"

And I'm spent...
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:25 am

And its a good thing she masturbates.. Would any of you honestly want to go there knowing that Justin Timberfag had been there before you?
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:26 am

And, KROC, she's not a skank because she's done that. Almost everyone he-bops or she-bops at one time or another. She's a skank becuase she'll actually think the whole world will give shit that she does this. It's just continuing of her slutty behavior, that is all contrived, as we all know.

Keep skanking, Brittany!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:27 am

And its a good thing she masturbates.. Would any of you honestly want to go there knowing that Justin Timberfag had been there before you?

You just said he's been "there" and then you call him a fag?  Confused

Seems like someone is a wee bit jealous.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:29 am

Sorry.. shes from Lousisiana.. I don't care how hot she is I can't help but think her parents were probably cousins. Not Jelousy.. just a disgusting mental image of Justin humping her.. Gives hit me baby one more time a whole new meaning
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:31 am

I like when people call Timberlake a fag.

Why is he a fag? Because he is getting knock out girls, and could get most women on the planet? Because he can dance? Man that dude is awesome. I give him all the credit in the world. Britney then, now Cameron Diaz.

Yeah he sounds REAL gay  Insane
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:00 pm

its a cover

I was always preferred Jessica Simpson anyway.. neither one of them has any musical talent.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:03 pm

Jessica Simpson is nice no doubt, but her lack of intelligence kills her big time..
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:05 pm

Yes, Her show on MTV has proved to me that she is truely, truely stupid and very selfish. I dont know how Nick puts up with it. She is always complaining about something. Man
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:05 pm

Why is he a fag? Because he is getting knock out girls, and could get most women on the planet? Because he can dance? Man that dude is awesome.

After reading that, I think AA61hvy has a crush on Justin, and wants him BAAAAAD!

Down boy!!
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:10 pm

Funny you should say that Alpha. Might I refer you back to some of your Lebron posts.....

Nite nite buddy!  Big grin
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:20 pm

I didn't get into his sexual proclivaties, as you did Justin, AA61hvy. You sounded like you were panting over his prowess, pal. Big difference, buddy.

I think you need a different kind of shaft on this one.  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:22 pm

And like Jcs17 in a Frisco bath house, Alpha one goes down...hard.

 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:25 pm

Yeah I am sure Brittney is the president of her local MENSA chapter.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:26 pm

KROC, I think it's AA61hvy that is having the "hard" problem, not me.  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:32 pm

Alpha 1- With all these gay-related posts, one has to wonder....
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:40 pm

My point exactly AA61hvy-I'm really worried about you, man!  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:18 pm

She's a skank becuase she'll actually think the whole world will give shit that she does this.

i think maybe she's tired of having 12 year old girls chasing her.
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:30 pm

Doesn't everybody have bate-fests? How is this a big deal?
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:56 pm

She loves to masturbate. And this is news-worthy because.....?
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:11 pm

And this changes my life in what way?
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:30 pm

So did she say which method she prefers? Natural or battery operated? Maybe that's how she stayed a "V" so long...no guy could compete with the artifical method!
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:36 pm

From Will & Grace:

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:37 pm

And this changes my life in what way?

It gives you comfort L-188 in knowing masturbation is a perfectly acceptable substitute for the real thing.......
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:44 pm

Now there is a headline that draws attention and made 442 people (so far) read the thread. Still, not really news is it? It's like Britney admitting "yes I DO think about sex sometimes..." SHOCK HORROR, THIS IS FRONT PAGE MATERIAL!!! (say the media)

Incredible how famous people can make something 100% normal and bleedin' obvious sound like something incredible and exclusive. A pathetic attempt to get attention if you ask me...

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:45 pm

I've never needed to Masturbate, guys have always owed me favours. Go figure!

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:49 pm

Ouch, now that's gotta hurt. (and I'm not talking about masturbation this time)...

Do I smell retaliation on the horizon?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:45 pm

So Dash8King. See you tonight about 8pm, as usual?
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:52 pm

It's shock, horror and smug laughter because everyone knew she wasn't a virgin or somehow 'pure' but the Church (or related groups) held her up as an example. Just another thing to show what hypocrites they are.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:23 pm

Ben, how ya been??

Yeah, I saw the Brit clip last night on Primetime. I always had her pinned for a hypocrit.


without being too meean, all I should say is that she should have declined on the interview and kept her mouth shut.
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:04 am

If anything this should help Americans loosen up about sexuality and the topic of sex. America is a damn 'prude' nation if I've ever seen one. IE: no nude beaches, rare to see someone topless sunbathing etc.
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:59 am

Actually KROC I won't make it I got the flu. AA61hvy I know you said you were done with KROC but can you help him out just for tonight?
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 5:03 am

Dash8- Isn't today the day you are supposed to get gang banged by the football team?
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 5:33 am

For all of you wondering why this is news and why this matters.......

Why did you start reading the topic than!
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 5:44 am

Hahaha, you heard wrong AA61hvy. Today is the day the cheerleading squad comes over, not the football team.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 7:09 am

I"m appalled.
No Seriously, Who Cares! I always hated Britney, and considered her THE advocate of sleaziness, stupidity, and poor lipsyncing
P.S. I never "Get it on" with myself.
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:08 am

P.S. I never "Get it on" with myself.

People who deny it are usually the ones who do it the most.
 
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RE: Britney Loves To Masturbate

Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:28 am

P.S. I never "Get it on" with myself.

Hmmm. 98% of men do it. 1% lie about it. And there is 1% error. Doubt your in the error catagory chief.........

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