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JeffM
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One For The Other Side...

Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:06 pm

Here is one for the Dems...


Eyes Wide Shut

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"

The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."

George W. laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," the child says.

"Oh that's cute," George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says to Dick, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. George W. says, "Look in the box Dick, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies, "They're Democrats."

"Whoa!", George W. says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"

"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now"



[Edited 2003-11-27 07:12:02]
 
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RE: One For The Other Side...

Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:13 pm

Cheney can still run???

I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
 
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RE: One For The Other Side...

Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:15 pm

Hmmm... didn't think of that...your right...that would probably kill him..
 
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RE: One For The Other Side...

Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:48 am

Have to give you credit, Jeff. At least you're able to laugh at both major parties.
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