Matt D
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Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:53 am

No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses. Frankly, I don't even want to know.

Sorry to disappoint you girls.


Actually, this is a topic about bumper stickers and license plate frame expressions. I saw the one that I used for the title of this thread last night. It was on a pickup truck (imagine that!), and I couldn't stop laughing.


So what are some really clever, cute, or funny ones you've seen?

The same tired, overly used ones like "Horn broke, watch for finger", or "get in, sit down, shut up, hold on", or "ass, grass, or gas...no one rides free"...


Those are all very lame, unoriginal, and overused.

Let's hear some good ones.
 
Tom in NO
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:01 am

"In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unoccupied"
"Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)
"If this van's rockin', don't come knockin'" (another moldy oldie)

Three for starters.

Tom at MSY
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Matt D
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:05 am

Tom, check out my "Light Rail versus heavy Rail' topic. I talked a lot about the ol' hometown, and you may be interested in it.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:13 am

"Caution, this vehicle stops at all red light districts"

"Bush in 2004" hehe, don't flame me...
"It starts when you're always afraid; You step out of line, the man come and take you away" -Buffalo Springfield
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:17 am

Here's another well used one:

"If Hell freezes over, I'll ski there too."

-Normal
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:27 am


One I saw that made me laugh....

"Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick"

One I'd love to see:

"Matt D is my bitch"

 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:34 am

"Don't blame me, my vote didn't count."

Tim
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:34 am

See this one all the time:

Do not wash! This vehicle is undergoing scientific testing.


Another one:

Im not sleepy, just Asian.
Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:40 am

"If cars are passing you on the right, you're in the wrong damn lane!!"
Ghosts appear and fade away.....................
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:56 am

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:12 am

I always liked this one

"Dyslexics Untie!"


"Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)

Geez! Leave it to an Av's fan to come up with something so original
 
Tom in NO
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:23 am

""Red Wings Suck" (picked up at an Avalanche game a few years back)
Geez! Leave it to an Av's fan to come up with something so original"

Not an Av's fan, just happened to be in Denver visiting my brother, and he took me to a game. A guy was selling them out beyond the McNichols parking lot. Thought it was funny, so I got one. Especially funny considering they were playing the Canucks that night.

Tom at MSY
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:28 am

 
Tom in NO
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:38 am

Racko reminded me of another one:

"This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson".

Tom at MSY
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:46 am

My favorite one that I saw

"Save the forest. Eat a beaver."
On an old Toyota pickup nonetheless.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:52 am

My physics prof has:

"I am not going fast enough until this bumper sticker is red"

It is that whole speed of light red shift/ blue shift thing.
There are too many self indulgent weiners in this town with too much bloody money" Randal Raines- Gone in 60 Seconds
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 3:35 am

Feminism - the American Mad Cow Disease

Earth First (We'll mine the other planets later)

PETA - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

I (heart) Assault Weapons

Impeach Clinton...and her husband too.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?




...just a few from my personal collection.

 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:02 am

No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses.
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:16 am

Jesus is coming, look busy.
I support the women’s movement up and down!
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:27 am

Septic Tank Service Truck: "Your shit is my bread and butter"

I also saw one on a Geo Metro once..

"NAAWP"... dont flame me... damn funny stuff though.

[Edited 2003-12-04 20:30:50]
N/A
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:37 am

There was a comic sent to The New Yorker, a picture of these people carrying someone's coffin to be buried, and the coffin had a bumper sticker on the back: "I'd rather be alive."

Some of you might not get that.


FSP
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:58 am

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

I Owe, I Owe, So It is off to Work I go.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:32 am

Take your best shot. After all, this is only an Internet web site.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:35 am

On the back of an old, rusty, busted ass piece of crap Chevrolet Chevette "My other car is a Ferrari"

Or "Horn is broken, watch for finger"

LOL

EmiratesA345 Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:44 am

um... yah...

" I didn't climb my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!"
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:44 am

This is NOT an abandon vehicle

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

Cats: The other white meat
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:48 am

"I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!"
"Oh Crap. Your trying to cheer me up again"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because your all the same"
"Doing my part to piss off the religious right"
"Born again Pagan"
"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and good with catsup"
"Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change"
"Welcome to America. Now speak english"

 
Matt D
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:58 am

Welcome to America. Now speak english

LOL! That's a good one. Maybe I should get it.

I remember when I first got my Honda Del Sol, I put one on my frame that said "Big Trucks Are For Little Dicks" (in reference to the fact that anyone who gets a pickup truck, then raises it by about 4 feet [for suburban commuting] is probably suffering from 'little dick' syndrone'), then promptly decided to remove it because I didn't really feel like getting my (then) new car keyed.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:11 am

I've seen two previously mentioned:

"I Owe, I Owe, So off to work I go"
"Jesus is coming, look busy"

I've seen others, but I can't remember them unless someone mentions it. Maybe as this thread progresses I'll remember a few more.  Smile

Oh yeah, the other day I saw a "BUSH CHENEY 2000" sticker which I found humourous.
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:29 am

Not all who wander are lost
Visualize Whirled Peas
I (heart) Wood (for MattD...)

GO CANUCKS!!
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:32 am

I  Love wood? Where can I buy that?

Signed,

Singapore_Air
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:55 am

Some of my personal favourites:

I found Jesus, he was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana

You're pro-life? That's fine. Now get one and stay out of mine!

Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind

 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:14 am

musically inKLEINed
Klein High School
Music Arts Department
www.kleinhighband.com
War Eagle!
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:16 am

Don't forget this classic---

"My kid just beat the holy shit out of your honor roll student"
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.....
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:22 am

"Save a mouse, eat a puss."

couldn't stop laughing when i saw an old junker with that on it

Tim
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:39 am

I forgot this one.....

"I like to snatch kisses and vise versa"  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:51 am

My other ride is your girlfriend
There are too many self indulgent weiners in this town with too much bloody money" Randal Raines- Gone in 60 Seconds
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:54 am

And another one on an 18 wheeler......

"Ladies! Leg inspection in 60 feet!"
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:57 am

"Whirrled Peas"
This Website Censors Me
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:08 am

"Slackers unite! Tomorrow"
"Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl"

LMAO when I saw them!  Big thumbs up
Shut up and calculate.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:18 am

"No this isn't an invitation for Marcus, CactusA319, Aloges, or any other undesirables to come show me what they have under their dresses. Frankly, I don't even want to know."

If I was gay, I'd be turning straight right now.  Laugh out loud
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:14 am

Some for all of us:

My Other Car is a Jet!
I love airplane noise! (I have this one on my car)
Certified Airport Bum


Some classics:

I (club) baby seals
I (spade) my dog
My child is on the Warden's list at Sing Sing
Hey You! Out of the Gene Pool!


 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:25 am

This one was a white bumper sticker with extremely tiny black words on it that read....

"Nosy little f**ker aren't you?"

I thought that was priceless...saw that on a tee shirt once also.



Stephen/New Orleans
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:23 am

"Unless your a hemroid stay off my ass"

PJ
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:43 am

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia
 
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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:47 am

Stop tailgating me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.6 seconds.
This car goes from 0-60 in 30 minutes.
Don't laugh, it's paid for.
Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet.
Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my pants!
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
I do what the voices in my head tell me to do.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

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Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:55 am

Piss of a Liberal:Buy a Gun! BOOYEAH! (on anti-Alpha1 and Superfly flamesuit)
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 10:57 am

Hunt with your kids, not for them

Eat Moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong

Please let me be the person my dog thinks I am.
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:33 am

I got two on my beat up Plymoth Reliant 1983:

#1. Keep working! Millions on Welfare Depend on you!

#2. SKYDIVERS! Good to the last drop!

I can neither confirm, nor deny above post
 
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RE: Be A Flirt, Lift Up Your Skirt

Fri Dec 05, 2003 12:01 pm

a favorite of mine:

I Still Miss My Wife, But My Aim Is Improving

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