"Are you kidding? He has trouble w/ the remote he has now!"
Don't get angry or agitated, I am assuming Matt D was trying to help.
Buy him a fish tank or something that you could clean for him. Fish are very relaxing. Maybe a massage seat back for his chair. If he is bound to the chair, this would ease some of the pain.
[Edited 2003-12-07 20:03:41]