csavel
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Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:39 am

I theorize that there is a relationship between the beauty of a partner and the quality of the sex in that the greater deviation from "average" the worse the sex.



This graph shows the reasoning.


So q(s), the quality of the Sex rises as PQ rises, until it reaches the top of the graph (the average looking gal) Then it has a slow inexorable fall back down as she gets hotter and hotter.


This is because of:
I think that if you are not attracted to your lover the sex will be bad.
If your lover is incredibly hot, unless you are too, she will experience the feelings that you had in scenarion 1.
If she is just OK, then its good, and you will both try harder.

I've tried out my hypothesis on men both gay and straight and asked them to plot their lovers on this graph and they come close to this U-shaped curve.

So is a Nobel in my future?
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USAFHummer
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:02 am

Interesting...I think maybe you should take this to the Playboy Mansion and show our good friend Mr. Hefner...

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jcs17
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:03 am

So is a Nobel in my future?

The only thing I can forsee in your future is a possible shaft and many lonely nights.
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bigphilnyc
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:07 am

Man, you guys jsut miss it all.

Sex is about slamming your penis inside of her and as many other women as possible. Good sex is determined by whether or not she does certain thigns like:

-moans loud
-swallows
-takes it in the ass
-lets you shoot your load on her face
- doesn't give you bullshit drama afterwards.

And most importantly:

IF SHE ISNT FAT.

That's all there is to it. When YOU keep complicating it, it jsut makes it easier for guys like me to get laid. Thanks you.

Regards,

Supreme Chancellor of Game,

Phil
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pacificjourney
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:21 am

I did have something deep and heavy to add to the discussion but Bigphil's contribution just wiped my hard-drive ..... Oh yes, average women are better ... they have to be !
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ScarletHarlot
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:26 am

Wow! Makes me want to head to NYC immediately to be BigPhil's f**k toy!

NOT!
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bigphilnyc
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:29 am

See? ScarletHarlot is probably fat. LOL

Ok, I'll revise/add.

But seriously, when you're tlaking about SEX...that's what it's all about.

I'm not super sexually active...by choice (some are by choice, and some are by circumstance).

Then there's love. When you find that great girl that you don't know want to screw, but you want to enjoy sharing the physical affection. When you are pleased by pleasing the other person, and you spend the first hour slowly kissing before even getting to the rest of the body.

BIG differences between the two.


[Edited 2003-12-10 03:32:33]
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KROC
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:41 am

Jcs just went yard.

Csavel - For your thead, you get a

For your lonely nights, you get this

Enjoy.
 
csavel
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:26 pm

But think back to all your lovers and plot the curve and you will notice that there is truth in my hypothesis.

KROC, for my lonely nights, I'll also need a T1. It makes all that Internet porn download so much faster.
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bigphilnyc
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:37 pm

Speaking of which, you also gotta keep your women in line.

Here's a clip of ScarletHarlot during a whining session.

CLICK

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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:54 pm

Bigphil.... you are my hero.  Big thumbs up

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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:13 pm

BigPhilNYC is the shit. Smokin cool
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ScarletHarlot
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:07 am

Yeah, dude, really sweet. You're quite the charmer, aren't you?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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kingsford
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:29 am

I totally agree with Csavel's relationship but he forgot to add : Everything else being equal...
 
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:24 am

Funny how this looks a lot like the laffer curve.

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trident3
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:35 am

As my old dad said to me once "remember son, grim is gratefull."


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LHMark
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:00 am

Csavel, your theory looks good on the surface, but there are some holes in it.

For one thing, the more attractive a woman (and, to a lesser extent, a man) is, the more poeple fawn over her and work really hard to make her life easier because of her sex appeal. Thus, really attractive women become accustomed to using their attentions, and sex in particular, as a tool to get what they want. Sex with these women becomes clinical and passionless, as they are more interested in the end result than the act. Also they can choose when and where, and with whom, so it's boring for them. Even if you make over $100,000 a year.
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seb146
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:34 am

Here is the problem: society tells us gay guys we need to be with Abercrombie guys. I have yet to have an Abercrombie type even look at me, so, I just get with who I think is hot. In my mind, for the last two years, I have had nothing but hotties. Some of it was good and some of it was bad. For me bad sex is better than no sex.

Sorry to screw up your theory....

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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:58 am

Here is the problem: society tells us gay guys we need to be with Abercrombie guys. I have yet to have an Abercrombie type even look at me, so, I just get with who I think is hot. In my mind, for the last two years, I have had nothing but hotties. Some of it was good and some of it was bad. For me bad sex is better than no sex.

It's all relative I guess. When I was younger I tried to buy into that theory and ended up just always feeling cheated all the time. I finally quit listening to all the societal bull crap and started listening to what my own mind and body was telling me was hot and desirable. It was sure a hell of a lot better than Abercrombie guys.  Laugh out loud

That whole body beautiful gym god part of gay culture doesn't do much for me. You don't find real men in all that vain bar posing and posturing. When a guy can get past all that, then WOOF!!!!
 
bigphilnyc
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:20 am

gays in NYC are either puny queens or DIESEL HOUSES! It's crazy.

Some of the msot masculine looking people you see easily can be gay.

Queers are funny. I wish I were ga- OOPS! Sorry! Man, I wasn't supposed to SAY that! lol
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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:07 am

Regarding the "quality of sex" part of this Sex/Beauty Ratio that Csavel has created, I just wanted to add that I believe the quality of your sex life really increases if you & your lover are spontaneous.

None of this .... we'll hump Thursday night at 8 oclock crap!

> Bigphilnyc, you crack me right up! Big grin ..... IF SHE ISNT FAT

How do you know when your girlfriend is geting to fat?

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the music!


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RE: Sex/Beauty Ratio

Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:18 am

Remember....beauty is only skin deep! And as far as I know....great sex isn't mattered by the pound!  Big thumbs up


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