I theorize that there is a relationship between the beauty of a partner and the quality of the sex in that the greater deviation from "average" the worse the sex.
This graph shows the reasoning.
So q(s), the quality of the Sex rises as PQ
rises, until it reaches the top of the graph (the average looking gal) Then it has a slow inexorable fall back down as she gets hotter and hotter.
This is because of:
I think that if you are not attracted to your lover the sex will be bad.
If your lover is incredibly hot, unless you are too, she will experience the feelings that you had in scenarion 1.
If she is just OK
, then its good, and you will both try harder.
I've tried out my hypothesis on men both gay and straight and asked them to plot their lovers on this graph and they come close to this U-shaped curve.
So is a Nobel in my future?
I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.