zak
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Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:55 pm

so funny  Smile
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:02 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!  Laugh out loud

I bet that this would be a pretty popular christmas present!
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:09 am

Maybe someone should make an action figure of Schroeder in a Nazi Uniform... Or better yet Chirac getting assbanged by the french muslim population. That would be pretty damn funny
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:33 am

Is there a real GWB fighter pilot action figure available? If so I'd love to get one. Does anyone know where they're available?

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:33 am

LOL startvalve, that's hilarious!
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:35 am

That's funny! And yes... you can buy a real GI George action figure.
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:16 am

that is on the top of my xmas list
 
zak
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 2:40 am

"Maybe someone should make an action figure of Schroeder in a Nazi Uniform... Or better yet Chirac getting assbanged by the french muslim population."
i think that hasnt happened, dubya however has been seen wearing that uniform recently  Smile
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:33 am

I am quite confident Chirac takes it up the corn hole from the turban burglars and Schroeder is a Nazi, he probably wears the uniform around the house and practices his marching.... Bush actually was a fighter pilot in the Texas ANG so its all good... I am going to toys r us tonight to see if i can find one
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:03 am

I'd send this action figure out to whip the Dubya into shape:

 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:12 am

Heh. I could see it now. Envision Sergeant Heartman's interrogation of Private Cowboy in Full Metal Jacket...
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:32 am

Ahaha, too damn funny!  Smile
Did you read the small text in lower part of the pic? "Weapons of mass destruction are, of course, not included"  Big thumbs up

Maybe someone should make an action figure of Schroeder in a Nazi Uniform...
You should ask your beloved Mr. Berlusconi! He's so good at making such statements.

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:39 am

I hear the Kerry doll is just a "Lurch" doll reissued.
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:46 am

Yeah.
That's pretty funny.
Making fun of our President.
Good one.
Original.

Would you find it offensive if I were to make some kind of snide remark about your mother's version of a doll being inflatable? Most Americans, even those like myself who do not care for GW, take these things just about as personally. So don't act shocked when the flame erupts.
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:24 am

We all like satire, and this is good satire. But what I don't like is when FOREIGNERS post things like this just to mock Americans. And that's all this post is.

Mad Magazine is a wonderful publication that pulls no punches. It is an American classic. Too bad the usual clowns on here see it as an instrument to shove in the faces of Americans.

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:01 am

What's still being swept under the carpet is the fact that Lt. George W. Bush went A.W.O.L. while in the Air National Guard, and could still be considered A.W.O.L. Dubya, much like Dan Quayle did, had his daddy use his influence to get his son into a National Guard unit in order to avoid service in Vietnam. So in a sense, Dubya is a draft dodger much like Billy Clinton. While men like John Kerry, Al Gore and Wesley Clark were in Vietnam dodging bullets, men like Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dan Quayle were dodging the draft.
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:18 am

You may be right, but my Father went to Vietnam and said many times to me that if he could change it ,he would not have. He said he would have gone to Canada rather than live through that. I cant say I would have not tried to get out of that one, Vietnam was screwed up.

W is all right people, He just didn't like Saddam. I know the Germans and the French did.

God bless the reserves patrolling Baghdad!

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:29 am

Quite a funny pic, thanks for sharing!

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:31 am

AGM,
"You may be right, but my Father went to Vietnam and said many times to me that if he could change it ,he would not have."

So he would not have changed it? He wanted to go?

Do you mean that he would not have gone? Just confused.
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:24 pm

Al Gore's alleged Nam experience consisted him writing puff pieces for Stars and Strips and being the only PFC with two paid bodyguards.
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:25 am

Commander_Rabb,

You are as much a foreigner on this board than anyone else. Not everything is, or is registered in America.

BTW, a clownsuit would have suited Bushes doll better.
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 1:58 am

Manni,
I think he realizes that. It's called perspective. Look it up.

And since you had to throw out another lame Bush doll crack...

New from Belgium just in time for Christmas, it's the Ozzie the Ostrich doll! It's head is buried deeply in the sand, and his raised posterior is equipped with a realistic cloaca, which is compatable with our new Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden dolls, or even Ozzie's own head!


Don't miss out!! Order one today!
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:10 am

I heard they were coming out with a Guy Verhofstadt action figure. He is in a leather dominatrix outfit with a leather zippered mask (permantly zipped shut of course) and a giant vibrating buttplug that says UN/EU on it crammed up his cornhole.
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 2:57 am

Nearly funny 4holer, Startvalve,

But... Sorry to dissapoint you, I can't take offence to your posts. As Verhofstadt isn't my mother  Big thumbs up (got that 4holer).
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 3:53 am

You don't feel the same about your PM and your mother, Manni?

You commie anti-patriotic terrorist supporter, a place in Guantanamo Bay is ready for ya!  Big grin
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:19 am

"Would you find it offensive if I were to make some kind of snide remark about your mother's version of a doll being inflatable? Most Americans, even those like myself who do not care for GW, take these things just about as personally."
Note that I never said that I or anyone feels the same about Bush at their mother. I specifically said I do not care for GW. But as our president, he represents our country, and that is what we can take so personally when insulted from abroad. You can get hung up on your misinterpretation all day long if you want, but in the end you would still look pretty, well, Bushlike.
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zak
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:26 am

i dont care about whatever representative of my country. if my countries president is a moron i dont see why anyone shouldnt call him that.
no matter what your position is, you take a daily dump too and are after all human like everyone else.

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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:31 am

Its called loyalty. He is our leader and represents our nation. Love him or hate him I stand behind him as do many Americans.
 
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RE: Hilarious G.i. Joke Action Figure

Sat Dec 13, 2003 4:39 am

Zak, If it makes you feel better about yourself, knock yourself out. I was just trying to illustrate to you guys WHY some of us here react so harshly. Go rub your hands together and laugh amongst yourselves if that helps you.

And BTW, it certainly seems like the vast majority of the "My poo doesn't stink" attitude is drifting WEST across the Atlantic, not the other way around.

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