Delboy
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Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:44 am


If this has been done before, I'm sorry. Tried to use the search facilility but gave up waiting for it to come to life.

Q. What were Saddam's first words when he was pulled from the pit?

A. Have I beaten David Blaine yet?
 
LHR340
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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:56 am

This is a bit lamo, but it's the only 1 I can remember,

Q. Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's?

A. In-a-rack (In Iraq).

 Laugh out loud I tried.

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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:59 am

Where are the Saddam jokes you ask?

Delboy wants to bend over Saddam and put it in his Spiderhole.

Happy now?
Phil Derner Jr.
 
Delboy
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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:04 am

Bigphil

You kill me, you are such a funny man.
 
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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:06 am

This is also very stupid one, probably a children joke, but only one I could remember. It is quite old and thus dated however:

Saddam Hussein wants to ask Bush not to invade, so he decides to fly to America to peace talks. Bush greets him, points to som ered button with his finger, and says:
"OK, we will talk about peace, but first please push this button"
Saddam does as he was told. Suddenly a bucket of cold water spills on his head from ceiling. Bush laughts, while annoyed Saddam says:
"I came here to negotiate, not to play some children games!"
Bush answers:
"OK, OK, we will negotiate, just click this green button"
Saddam does as he was told. A frying pan then falls on his head suddenly. Bush laughts, while Saddam is annoyed completely and decides to leave Wahington.
Later Bush comes to Baghdad for negotiations. Saddam greets him and says:
"We will negotiate, just please push this button"
Bush does as he was told, but nothing happens. He says to Saddam:
"Ha ha ha... And this is all you can? My jokes were better. I am going back to America"
Saddam quietly asks:
"What America?"

[Edited 2003-12-18 18:06:53]
 
flyingbronco05
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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 2:24 am

Why can't you people search google for jokes?!?!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/saddam/

Or just go to http://www.google.com and type in Saddam Hussein jokes Big grin

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gkirk
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RE: Where's All The Saddam Jokes?

Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:39 am

There are no such thing as Saddam Hussein jokes. They are all lies, I tell you,

lies!!!


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